french cannon

She really dug that french cannon.
by etink January 15, 2009
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cannon penis

a big penis first defined in a joke made by a youtuber
by annabeth aanse August 10, 2012
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Noob Cannon

term used in first person shooters to describe a gun that is considered too easy to use and is used by noobs. most commonly used in counterstrike to describe the AWP/AWM(a powerful sniper rifle that kills with 1 shot). also used to describe the autosnipers and auto-shotgun, as well as guns in other games.
omfg u pussy!!!!!111!!1! put down the noob cannon¬!!¬!!!"! use a real gun u loser!
by meheheheh September 21, 2005
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dannon cannon

n. A word used to refer to the male genatalia and the fluid which is ejaculated. Dannon eludes to the brand of yogurt often sold in your local supermarket (sperm) This is symbolic of filling the mouth of a sexual partner with a liberal amount of semen/yogurt...also refered to as mayo-naise.
I loaded my dannon cannon and unloaded it on her cornia.
by yung marto and the mack March 23, 2011
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pen0r cannon

Some manner of secret interwebz ballistic weapon in development. Possibly under the direction of Saddam Hussein. Pen0r cannons typically provide artillery support to to infantry and are commonly deployed by evil scientists with annoyingly nasally voices. Have also been deployed on campains to attack targets across the english channel as well as obtaining males heirs.

Also See Cockbuster
The infantry it breaking across the front lines! Bust out the pen0r cannons! *fwoomph* We'll get Emperor Carlos his error one way or another!
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The Pencil Cannon

A sex move involving a male, a female, and a pencil. This move is performed by shoving the pencil, eraser first, into the male's urethra. the male then proceeds to ejaculate into the female's vagina, effectively shooting the pencil through the females internal organs and through her head.
"Bro, if she's being a bitch, don't break up with her, just perform The Pencil Cannon next time you guys have sex."
by ekgi November 11, 2018
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dick cannon

1. When a male orgasms so intensely that his testicles are blasted out of his body via the urethra alongside the ejaculate, much like a massive cannon being fired.
Matt's dick cannon last night left him tired and possibly infertile.
by Bored ALTs July 29, 2014
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