Calvin

He's so fucking bad at everything including aiming with his penis to pee

Hey Calvin you're so bad

by UpcomerBunny May 29, 2021

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calvin

the biggest christian BOT in the world

YOUR SUCH A CALVIN

by BREDIAZ23 March 16, 2020

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Calvin

He is vengeance and CEO of Talabat

Okaaaa Calvin!!!

by _yourdaddy69420___ May 16, 2022

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Na-calvin

• another term for "friendzone"

“Oy kumusta na yung nililigawan mo?"
"Ayon, na-calvin ako haha"

by binarurot April 5, 2022

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Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.

Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!

by Deborah Johns Seymour Butes July 12, 2021

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