this happens when eating large burritos (like chipotle or california tortilla) and the burrito has become too small to hold together properly. the only way to hold it together is to grip the remaining burrito into a fist and shove what you can in your mouth resulting in burrito all over your hand and face.
I wanted to shake the senator's hand, but I had burrito fist and didn't want to fuck up his fancy ring.
by bricksprickley August 31, 2007
The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.
by Aldophus Busch August 24, 2020
by andy234567 May 25, 2006
Get the burrito sleeve mug.
Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."
Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."
OR
Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"
Girlfriend: "Not tonight."
Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."
Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."
OR
Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"
Girlfriend: "Not tonight."
Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."
by whtmnfrmtwn July 28, 2011
A mexican burrito is where a (wo)man shits out a log into a condom and freezes it. Then proceds to use the shitcicle as a dildo until thawed out.
by Mike122344 March 13, 2009
The burrito supreme occurs and is quite baffling when a female squeezes off a hot steamy shit on a males phallus, once the deed is done, the female will then proceed to obtain a 97% flour tortilla, once she has retrieved the tortilla, she will wrap it around the previously shitted on dick. Then, she will start to stoke your hard penis real nice and rough-like. once the male orgasm is initiated,she quickly takes the tortilla off of the penis and consumes it most delightfully.
by Tyler Zack Auggie Zach December 31, 2009