Fap Blocker

Someone who frequently prevents their friends from having a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021

Icky Bonkers

When something is so astronomically icky it evolves to a new meaning. Icky Bonkers refers to a level of disappointment or disgust displayed by an individual or something that is just out right absurd.

“Do you still kiss your parents on the lips?” Yeah I do what’s the problem? “You are 33 years old, that’s icky bonkers!!!!!l

by Hose John August 23, 2023

Auto-cock-blocker

1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.

2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.

1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

OR

2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

by PrincessR December 8, 2009

cock blocker

Insecure male that horns in on any developing interaction another male has established with a female, an extremely embarrassing and pathetic event to watch. Cock blockers can also be a "cow herd" of "fuglies" around an attractive female they desperately cling to for a false sense of enhanced social status.

Despite Randy being a horrible cock blocker, Sarah still slipped Matt her phone number just before her cow herd enveloped her once again.

by Ponderpoint February 28, 2008

taker-backer

A person who gifts something, then takes it back.

Now that we have the word "taker-backer" we don't have to sound like racists and use the phrase "Indian giver."

by ilangdonm August 2, 2009

Bater Blocker

When you're beating your meat and make a wall of blankets to block just in case someone walks in.

I had to make a bater blocker just in case someone walked in

by hris top hrec December 12, 2009

Shit Blocker

It's like being a cock blocker, but for when you're trying to take a shit in a public restroom (office, restaurant, school, etc.). You go in there and there is someone in there and they can tell that you want to take a shit, but they stay in there to do their makeup, hair, take and excessively long time to pee or, most commonly, they are trying to wait you out cuz they have to shit too (inevitably resulting in a shit-showdown).

Person 1: man I was just trying to go poo and Jennifer came in and started to do her hair, so I just peed and left.
Person 2: yeah, she's a total shit blocker

Damn I got shitblocked 3 times in a row. I still haven't gone.

by goontym January 8, 2010