Someone who takes advantage of relationship problems or issues by first charming your girlfriend into thinking he's a great guy, then liquoring her up and taking her to a hooka bar while you are not around
by Crabby Mike December 08, 2009
Person 1: Dude, i had Mike over last nite, when he left my cat couldn't stop meowing.
Person 2: Mike must have done a Blakely.
Person 1: I thought her ass was bigger
Person 2: Mike must have done a Blakely.
Person 1: I thought her ass was bigger
by Floyd Destoryer June 23, 2009
blake is a homosexual
by bob sanchezy January 17, 2009
One of the funniest people you'll ever meet. Keep him around because you'll never stop laughing. Be warned, he sucks at video games so bad, that Playstation herd he was going to buy one of their consoles, that they've been holding down their network three entire weeks to stop him from coming over.
by DevourerOfSouls May 11, 2011
simply beautiful, sweet, u wish u were her, boys fall over her, prettiest one in school, somehow her frends arent jealous, picky when it comes to boys, preppy, can u say Abercrombie?, loves to flirt, weird around opposite sex, many frends that are great to her, athletic, short, sporty, wealthy$$$, hott!!!
Omg that was a blake!!!
Ya that was, she was so hott!!!
lets get her number
Can i have ur number?
Umm no!! Goodbi
Ya that was, she was so hott!!!
lets get her number
Can i have ur number?
Umm no!! Goodbi
by Beautifull unicorn godess June 13, 2005
An ape. A person who is completely full of himself, and thinks that he is the greatest at everything; unfortunately he is smarter than me. Grossly overweight. Lethargic Ape Down Syndrome Bitch (LADSB).
by Myke Hawke - April 06, 2011
Probally the gayest person on the face of the earth, Can be found in dark hallways giving dudes reach arounds for free, not good at anything but bonning dudes
by DankSnatch February 05, 2010