A reverse beard occurs when a woman with an out of bounds muff sits on a man’s (or woman’s) face reverse cowgirl style. A person is more likely to be the victim of a reverse beard during the cold winter months, or when spontaneously hooking up with a partner who has been on a sexual sabbatical.
Yo, Stacy's bush is so grown out you could braid that shit. When we sixty-nined I had the reverse beard in full effect.
by Kenny Canstacker January 8, 2011
Get the Reverse Beardmug. by kibbleandbitsnutsandchews August 10, 2010
Get the Gay Beardmug. girl 1.. did you have a good night at that orgy last week?
girl 2.. yeah it was amazing i got filled out by about 9 blokes,
girl 1 .. wow that must have been fun
girl 2 .. yeah it was great, at the end they gave my a huge jelly beard do you want to see the pics..
girl 1.. wow you had 9 guys come all over you face and neck?
girl 2.. ext
girl 1.. ext
please see german porn films by ggg (german goo girls)
girl 2.. yeah it was amazing i got filled out by about 9 blokes,
girl 1 .. wow that must have been fun
girl 2 .. yeah it was great, at the end they gave my a huge jelly beard do you want to see the pics..
girl 1.. wow you had 9 guys come all over you face and neck?
girl 2.. ext
girl 1.. ext
please see german porn films by ggg (german goo girls)
by glenn666 February 27, 2007
Get the jelly beardmug. A beard grown by a Hipster, generally grown with the intent of..
A) Proving that the hipster growing it actually can grow facial hair
B) Looking like every other PBR drinking, fixed gear riding individual with pubic hair - like scruff upon their face
C) Overcompensating for the fact that they resemble fashionable 13 year old girls with overactive Pituitary glands.
A) Proving that the hipster growing it actually can grow facial hair
B) Looking like every other PBR drinking, fixed gear riding individual with pubic hair - like scruff upon their face
C) Overcompensating for the fact that they resemble fashionable 13 year old girls with overactive Pituitary glands.
Man #1 - Hey did you view Kevin's new Hipster Beard?
Man #2 - Yeah, if it weren't for that, i would be tempted to offer him a night of PBR fueled debauchery
Man #1 - Yeah, all the AA headbands in the world can't make up for that ugly face rug
Man #2 - Yeah, if it weren't for that, i would be tempted to offer him a night of PBR fueled debauchery
Man #1 - Yeah, all the AA headbands in the world can't make up for that ugly face rug
by VocalWallflower. August 18, 2009
Get the Hipster Beardmug. A shot containing equal parts of Southern Comfort, Tanqueray, and Hennesy.
Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.
The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.
Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.
The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.
by Shikey Tues November 23, 2010
Get the bearded marbymug. A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.
Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"
by GoCanes March 21, 2010
Get the Laziness Beardmug. by Tobienforcer December 30, 2009
Get the Anus Beardmug.