Trapped in the closet

A kind on hip-hop/opera made by R Kelly with 22 chapters in. In the story r kelly is cheating with a woman who has a husband...the husband is gay with anmother guy(who is important from bout chapter 17 onwards)..the 1st man has a wife...the wife is cheating with a cop who pulls the 1st guy over...the wife has a bro frm prison who gets shot..the cop has a wife...the wife has been cheating wid a midget(ROTFLMFAO). then the gay guy hu has da wife his partner is gay.....!!!he ses dat hes gt da the Package (wich people say is aids/hiv) so evry1 shud hav it!!!

The 1st man slpt wid the wuman/hu slept wid day gay guy/hu slept wid da utha gay guy/r kelly slept wid his wife/ da wife slept wid da cop/ d cop slept wid his wife/hu slept wid da midget! LOOOLLLLLL trapped in the closet is pointless.

by Jack Daniels GREAT(x300) grandson January 11, 2008

closet sucker

A male who enjoys sucking a cock but does it without openly expressing this joy to his peers or social surroundings.

I never knew Peter liked to suck cock, he was a real closet sucker.

by Ryan Big D September 16, 2007

Closet Sex

when you live with roommates but can't wait for an empty house to get it on, so you have sex in your walk-in-closet to keep the noise down

Babe, I really want you right now! Ahh, I wish we were alone. Can you be quiet? Not really...it's not that fun that way. Okay, let's go for some closet sex.

by DestinyHope March 1, 2011

Closet Freak

a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets

Freddie fucked Jenny, the closet freak.

by kEez August 23, 2005

closet friend

a nerdy or embarassing friend that you hide from your other "cooler" friends.

I asked my closet friend Sue to help me with my report but didn't invite her to my party.

by A Closet Friend October 20, 2008

Closet HeteroSexual

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality

That man is a closet heterosexual

by emax72085 February 2, 2007

broom closet

a term used by the Pagan community for those who haven't yet revealed their religion to others. also applies to those who consider themselves witches (no, not like in fiction or tv. using meditation and energy work to change yourself or a situation pertaining to you) Comparable to a non-straight person still in the closet. By telling others, you can come out of the broom closet.

I'm seriously looking at Wicca, but to my parents I'm still in the broom closet.

by rhynne July 20, 2008