Two bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I did a two miler today”, it’s I did a “two bagger”.
Running is not fun. It is work. And it’s what we do. We put miles in the bag each day, each week. So when you hit a 2 miler, you’re getting a two-bagger. Constantly putting more miles in your bag. Get it done.

Side note: walking can count too. If you and a friend meet up for a 2 mile walk, you got a two-bagger in. 3 miles = 3 bagger.

If you’re bold enough to get 5 miles, that’s a a 5 bagger.

Dave: Hey bro, you wanna grab a quick two bagger after work?
Cheese: Yeah man, I’ll meet you at MLK at 5:02 and let’s do work.
Dave: Word. I wanna get a sweat in before I head home to the boo.

by Dubya The Runner March 12, 2022

booty boggled

when something quite interesting has been said

"bro just left me booty boggled"
After Sarah's speech, the audience was booty boggled"

by boggler123 April 2, 2023

shagged and bagged

In the event of a one night stand.

I shagged and bagged him.

by rachel x October 18, 2013

I.T-bagged

When tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot sex doll) to the point you would literally rather have balls on your face instead.

"Ginger, I am really sorry I haven't sent over that TPS report- the Help Desk has been working on my computer for an hour now. I'm really getting I.T-bagged"

by shoffnee October 14, 2014

Mr. Bigglesworth

a hairless felion A.K.A the TWAT!!

Wow, I would love to come over tonight to play with Mr. Bigglesworth!

by t-rev 86 September 15, 2006

bogglefuck

A situation or environment which is without direction and doomed to failure.

They threw their hands up in frustration; the meeting was a complete bogglefuck.

by dmyths October 9, 2007

bangledorf

Tough, yet sweet. Knows when to be firm, knows when to be soft. Very sharing, loving , caring, hostile, artistic, athletic, dramam queen/ king. All these things at once.

OMG, Did you see that guy smack that dude & help that old lady cross the street?!

Must be a Bangledorf..
Yep... gotta be.

by Snozzberries October 29, 2009