The Tao Of Badass

The Tao of Bad Ass is a Dating Program/Ebook that teaches you techniques in approaching women, getting women to approach you, and ultimately getting the woman/women of your dreams.

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Paddy was a virgin until he discovered The Tao Of Badass Program.

by reviewman March 5, 2013

Joe Badass

A white male aged 18-25 years from the suburbs who acts hard but is just a poser. Found mostly in colleges, they are identifiable by their fake limps, straight-brimmed baseball hats turned to the side, popped collars and insatiable desire to be black. Should be called out and laughed at anytime the opportunity arises.

Me: Hey look at this Joe Badass in the car next to us.
Murphy: I heard this douche bag's ghetto bass from the goddamn parking lot.
Me: He must get loads of pussy with those plastic Ames rims.

by David Puddy July 24, 2008

Badass Points

You get them from doing badass things. For example Chuck Norris has like 10 million because he is awesome. Bonus points if you can play the ukulele while swinging nunchucks on a galloping ape.

Did you see that guy throwing knives at ultimas prime doing flips. He got like loads of badass points.

by tomjdog April 14, 2014

Badass

someone who has over 100 screenshots of the time 12:34 on their phone

Mollie: I have 102 screenshots of "12:34" on my phone i'm such a badass

by djscro June 22, 2011

Badass

Badass, is a word to describe someone whos name is alan, who eats goldfish and pees down slids

That guy Alan is such a badass mo fo

by Alsdssad January 12, 2008

Mister Badass

1. A guy in South Carolina who whines more than any woman I know.

2. A guy who thinks he's all that and several bags of potato chips.

3. Guy who choreographs a dance so he's the center of attention.

4. A guy who causes more drama than any PMS'ing girl.

5. A guy who looks good, but when he opens is mouth is shunned by the ladies.

Mister Badass ditched the guys to go hang with the bitches.

by joe brown April 21, 2004

Badass pterodactyl

Inhaling a joint roach through the anus, also known as a butthole screaming eagle

Did you see Gary badass pterodactyl that crusty joint roach through his anus?

by Badass pterodactyl June 20, 2019