An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.
Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.
by B-mizzy October 19, 2009
Get the Brandonmug. A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.
by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014
Get the Brandonmug. by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. 
Brandon is one of the most amazing and talented guys you will ever meet. Brandon has beautiful deep green eyes and an amazing personality. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Hard on himself at times but very honest! People love brandon because his humor and kindness is very attractive to the people around him. People closest to him know he’s a sweetheart. Brandon will do anything for the person they love. He will love you forever, as long as you do the same. He can’t be with just anyone, he needs the true love of one to make him happy. Extremely loyal and protective. Able to make you feel super special, like your the only girl in the world, because to him you are. Brandon's love doing unexpected romantic things for the person they love. Timid at first but when warmed up to, isnt afraid to show emotion. Is a goofball. Someone who you can talk to and will truly listen. An amazing friend and boyfriend. Love him with everything you have and he will make you his entire world.
He is the sweetest and most caring guy you will ever meet. He makes you feel like the luckiest girl in the entire world. He is willing to move across state lines, if he thinks it is the right girl for him, and will go out of his way to make you feel special. You won't be able to get him out of your mind. He’s into older women (cougars) and usually dates girls named Kenzie or Mackenzie.
He is the sweetest and most caring guy you will ever meet. He makes you feel like the luckiest girl in the entire world. He is willing to move across state lines, if he thinks it is the right girl for him, and will go out of his way to make you feel special. You won't be able to get him out of your mind. He’s into older women (cougars) and usually dates girls named Kenzie or Mackenzie.
by dancerchicklovesballet1349 November 20, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is one of those people that you only meet once and never forget. He might seem like he doesn’t care about you or is mean, but deep down he is really kind. He always knows how to make everyone laugh. Brandon can cheer up everyone with just one word. They’re always there for you through thick and thin. They are also pretty active. For the most part, they love all sports. If you come across a Brandon, your pretty lucky.
by Hello… July 23, 2021
Get the Brandonmug.