Brandon

Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.

Brandon: "How come I always see a monkey every time I look in the mirror?"

by koltasw July 6, 2018

Brandon

A person who eats ayam goreng crispy everyday and is the most fat ass people you will ever know. He is also very idiotic and annoying since he eats KFC all day.

He is such a Brandon.

by CursedAlone September 8, 2018

Brandon

Someone who deletes messages

You're such a Brandon

by kayyyylala October 18, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is fearless, and will do anything sensible, but he knows when to stop. Brandon has beautiful eyes and amazing personalities. his attitude is usually funny, very funny. but hes smart too, just doesn't show it very much. Brandon tries hard at everything he does. he's courageous, strong, and beautiful all in one. he is the most amazing thing on earth.

Brandon doesn't know the difference between fortnite and Roblox.

by broken.brandon October 25, 2018

Brandon

A person who is from the rancho

"SI señor yo soy del rancho!"~Brandon

by RainyRoma November 3, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a loving, caring, and nice person. A Brandon normally has a Afro, a weird smile, and is light skin. But don’t let that fool you because Brandon is the most sexy/cute boy you will ever meet.

He’s so cute he must be a Brandon.

by Brandon Thompson November 10, 2018

Brandon

Will talk when ever he gets. very much can get weird but fun to be around.

brandon can get very awesome to be around

by DaRealThick December 7, 2018