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Autism

A mental disorder a person which makes there brain go brbbbrbrbrbrbr!!!
Take a autism test
by Berrue and cream December 12, 2021
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event autism

The specific, oddly focused mindset that takes over an MMO player during in-game limited time events, often resulting in them shunning all game content in order to just play the event and grind out every last drop of that time limited content. Also applies to mobile format games which mirror the limited time event model.
Man, I'd love to hit up the new raid, but I'm in total Event Autism mode here, I need to grind out the Summer dailies on my alts then get a few hundred more tokens to get that next cosmetic before I can call it quits for the day.
by Boabby the barman September 12, 2018
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Autism Nest

Elephant in the room; what happens when, despite all the Caucasian Provelege in the world, elderly racist Caucasian men with access to the matrix (which, obviously, they only have due to their Caucasian Provelege) refuse to live in reality, don't care how they are perceived in public, and were never punished for their actions because they live in societies that honor Caucasian Provelege above all else.

Caucasian Provelege is responsible for Osama Bin Ladin, Omar Mateen, the entirety of India and Free Palestine. Also responsible for the illegal Caucasian immigrants; nobody would be flinging themselves around jungles in Belize pretending to be a Native American and wielding spears if Daddy in Iraq would have canes their asses.

Autism Nests will be thrown away; newspaper articles, what I wrote and mainstream media will stay!

Caucasian Provelege is the fact that capitalism only exists for the colonized and not the colonizer; illegal Caucasian colonizers are let in the hundreds of thousands, and I have to validate their racial confusion.

The US Census director already confirmed that Indians are Caucasians; Mindy Kaling's brother already got kicked out of college for not identifying as Caucasian. There is no scientific, historic, legal or practical reason to call Caucasians anything else.

Not only that?

Kumail Nanjiani is a whack ass confused cracker, and that's that! Only Caucasians in the room are Osama Bin Ladin and Omar Mateen.
Autism Nest is when I randomly get flooded with Caucasian Guilt tears from the governments of India and Free Palestine.
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Schrödinger's Autism

The mental super-position you're in when you're not sure if you're autistic or not.

Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.
Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism
by Ant On A Dog August 1, 2023
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Autismed

"We are autismed"
by Jonah_ July 24, 2023
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Autism movie

A movie about an autistic or autistic-coded character, often not being an accurate representation of autism, but can be a great representation of autism if done with care and understanding.
Sia's autism movie was an ableist nightmare that pretty much the entire autistic community hated.
by Elysium⯍Nebula January 4, 2025
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online autism

The condition of having similar difficulties in understanding the subtleties and nuances of online social interaction, resulting in the same social problems that failure to understand physical, nonverbal forms of communication cause to many individuals with a diagnosis of autism spectrum disorder
"I can read a room and carry on conversations IRL no problem, but I get so lost and confused in online spaces, it's like I have online autism!"
by mental Ben July 31, 2025
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