archie is a spastic

archie but my definition is better than als bc im 20x better than al
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid

Al: "archie is a spastic"

by not ur mom or dad bc they left May 9, 2021

archie irse

Describes a really itchy Anus,can be caused by having threadworms or if a person likes anal but maybe alergic to the lubricant used?

Oh my goodness I seem to have an incredibly "Archie Irse"Cecil and I must scratch it!

by Denzil Dexter Colorectal MD May 23, 2012

Archie

so fucking sexy. he is a man who is on earth just to fertilise the females. he cured Ebola, cancer and aids when we he was just 2 days old. He has 3 children Martin Luther king, Stephen Hawking and Isaac Newton.

pls fuck me Archie

by danny devito king of spice May 8, 2021

Archie

An absolute god - looks like Zeus. Got abs for days although makes up for what he lacks in height with that saucy personality Xx

“Have you seen that guy over there - who is he?”
“It must be Archie - he’s wearing the Captain America vest again!!”

by TimNorton123 February 21, 2019

Archie

The real world embodiment of an enraged, immortal killer of evil.

Don't worry, Archie will save us.

by 00god00 January 13, 2022

Archie melons

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob

I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley

by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023

Archie

Prettiest, cutest, Hottest, and the happiest girl ever. Carefree asf, gives no fucks about other opinions and laughs all the time. Sensitive at times, but has a great sense of humour. One of a kind, can brighten up any room with a smile. You are very lucky to have her as your best friend, dont loose her!

Person 1 - who did you meet-?
me - Archie
Person 1 - LUCKYYY

by Archie fan November 24, 2021