anthony is a haywan, or a mahafen= pronounced (MAH-AF-AHN) meaning a chat or a grub. Anthony is a grub a big grub that no one likes. No one can stand anthony , and eveyone wants to cave anthonys head in. Anthony is a donkey who acts like a hard cunt and tries to get ins with anything with a pussy wether it being the neighbours cat or your mum. Anthony is a hairy cow with crooked toes. No one likes Anthony. To get girls Anthony lies about his height and tells everyone hes 6,1 but in real life hes a 4,11 potatoe with no friends and a tiny di-.
by urmum69@ March 19, 2023
Get the Anthonymug. A dude who grows out long curly hair during college and decides to buzz it off in a ceremonial way to celebrate his new corporate life at Bank of America. Has may have an uncanny resemblance to the character ‘Mordecai’ from Regular Show. If provoked, he might say “this shit is a sonic movie!” After no one responds to his jokes, he will usually slip and fall with a banana peel slip sound playing in the background. A true enigma.
“Dude, you’re working at BofA? What happened to your long hair! Dude *hm hm hm* your being such an Anthony “wooooooooooaaaahhhhhhhhh!!”
by The Space Man December 17, 2022
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony is an amazing person. He can make you smile even when you're feeling down, or you want to die. He is always smiling, even when he's in pain. Anthony is so sweet and an amazing boyfriend. But, if has a girl best friend, have fun trying to be his girlfriend, she'll get jealous and flirt with him to make you leave.
Girl 1: Anthony is sooo cute
Girl 2: but Caddence is his best friend
Girl 1: nevermind. Anthony is basically taken.
Girl 2: but Caddence is his best friend
Girl 1: nevermind. Anthony is basically taken.
by Devil's Bitch666 April 21, 2019
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony is a loving, pure guy. He is not afraid to say what is right even if it makes him “uncool”. He is shy at first but once he opens up you never want to stop talking to him. He has mesmerizing big brown eyes and perfectly shaped brown hair. He genuinely cares for his friends and is always there when you need someone to lean on. You could easily fall in love with Anthony without even realizing it. He has a heart of gold.
by Anonymous messages February 17, 2022
Get the Anthonymug. by yo mama masta September 22, 2020
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony is mostly a total prick. Stands up for himself and starts fights even when he can’t. Usually a total spastic
by Big Balls Monday October 31, 2019
Get the Anthonymug. A shit human that will never text or call when dating them , they always take and never give back . When being friends with this person they start to become more fake and prude , while dating them they’ll make it there best to steal and take everything and your heart with them and they have small dicks and can’t even grab ass or boob right, they constantly fail no matter what . That’s how big of an ass hole they be .
by Fun_times🥱 March 25, 2022
Get the Anthonymug.