Andrew is a dick. He thinks he knows everything and he thinks you can trust him. He can’t keep anything a secret, he is also very full of himself.
by Ashtonashtray October 14, 2018
Get the Andrewmug. by Hdjdn February 12, 2014
Get the Andrewmug. by @Elizabeth September 7, 2019
Get the Andrewmug. Generally, the sirname of a pretty average family-
usually consisting of 4 to 5 members
The mother who is full of common sense and knowledge but when confronted by a maths question, a look will strike them as if they've just landed. Usually left to do the housework, then refuses to do it anymore, then can't stand living in a dump. Loves her children dearly, to an irritating extent.
The father, a slightly overweight individual with above average intelligence, who doesn't know how old his children are or in fact when their birthdays are. Is easily won over, and likes birds.
Child No.1, under average intelligence, popular with the fellow under averages. Takes after mother.
Child No.2 Over average intelligence, but can't be bothered to exceed. Unlucky- but lives by the song line that "everything little thing, will be alright" Takes after father.
Child No.3 The milkmans child. No-one knows where this one came from. Knows where half the countries are on a map, and have a specific group of weird friends, but is very funny.
usually consisting of 4 to 5 members
The mother who is full of common sense and knowledge but when confronted by a maths question, a look will strike them as if they've just landed. Usually left to do the housework, then refuses to do it anymore, then can't stand living in a dump. Loves her children dearly, to an irritating extent.
The father, a slightly overweight individual with above average intelligence, who doesn't know how old his children are or in fact when their birthdays are. Is easily won over, and likes birds.
Child No.1, under average intelligence, popular with the fellow under averages. Takes after mother.
Child No.2 Over average intelligence, but can't be bothered to exceed. Unlucky- but lives by the song line that "everything little thing, will be alright" Takes after father.
Child No.3 The milkmans child. No-one knows where this one came from. Knows where half the countries are on a map, and have a specific group of weird friends, but is very funny.
Mother: I'M NOT DOING IT ANYMORE
Child No.2 : No-ones forcing you to do it
Mother: *gradually witnesses the house being destroyed*
Mother: *tidies*
Child No.3: Why am I a part of the Andrews family?
Child No.2 : No-ones forcing you to do it
Mother: *gradually witnesses the house being destroyed*
Mother: *tidies*
Child No.3: Why am I a part of the Andrews family?
by BritishReject April 20, 2011
Get the Andrewsmug. andrew is just andrew
by weabowellieawilly November 13, 2019
Get the Andrewmug. Stressful shrimp murderer who's really bad at pool and makes bad jokes. Very sneaky and tricks girls into thinking he's not wearing a hat. otherwise not complete asshole
by i love the color green February 26, 2017
Get the Andrewmug. The best guy you will ever meet. He´s unresistible and handsome, and he will give you a big smile. He can also be your best friend. But don´t think too far, he might think your only a friend to him.
by Alex<3* January 12, 2021
Get the Andrewmug.