steam chamber

When showering with a significant other, exit the shower before them. With the steam hot and water mightily flowing, pull back the shower curtains and conjur the most vile fart you've ever conjured, and let em have it; quickly closing the shower curtains for maximum efficiency. Similar to Dutch Oven but with a steamy shower, a curtain and a whole new demeanor. The potency of the fart mixed with the steam creates a shower fart which even a mix of dog and baby shit could not compete.

After a long fuck sesh with my lady, we entered the shower to remove our post-coital drippings. Unbeknownst to her I had eaten $10 worth of Taco Bell beforehand. I stepped out to dry off when I got the brilliant idea to hit her with the steam chamber. Man, did she love every second of it. (I didn't get the booty for a week)

by ChetBron91 September 24, 2016

Steaming Edgar

An exceptionally hot bowel movement

Fuck, I just dropped a Steaming Edgar. It felt amazing.

by Gecko lizard February 11, 2019

steam support

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by SomeGuyYouMayOrMayNotKnow October 26, 2015

steam shot

A massive dump.

I couldn't believe Charlie didn't flush that steam shot he took after his morning coffee.

by Thefoot November 1, 2013

Steamed Trout

When you take a dump, and hot shower afterwards. The steam intesifies the smell for days.

The wife pissed me off today, so to get her back I made a steamed trout.

by steamed trout January 24, 2010

Steam Donkey

When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.

I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.

by GhoreBones January 10, 2018

Steaming beans

When the old man in the gym sauna process to remove his towel and let his saggy balls (beans) rest on the bench and steam for all to see

Dam the old man is "steaming beans" again.

by Hurricane2 January 15, 2020