Age bottleneck

WHERE YOU CANT GET MECHANICALLY BETTER AT A CERTAIN AGE

random : Bro I cant edit this wall in fortnite
random smart friend : That must be a age bottleneck

by ThisIsNotNox November 24, 2020

Quarter Age

Quarter Age is a noun that basically means approximately 25 years old.

These quarter Age folks are still part of Gen Z, I think.

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

age dropping

A concept related to that of name dropping. But instead of dropping the name of famous people you know, you drop the age of the (sexual) partners you`ve had in order to impress friends.

A(male, age 18): Dude! I`ve just been with a 26 year old woman!

B: That´s got to be a lie! I call you´re age dropping!

by Hasse91 October 14, 2011

Age Restriction

Something on YouTube that is really fucking annoying.

Person 1: Bro I fucking hate age restriction on YouTube.

Person 2: Same.

by KinFiction August 27, 2023

Cancellation Age

The age where you can be canceled for anything you say or do.

The Cancellation Age is filled with toxic people calling out others with opinions.

by Type2GenomeManiac March 11, 2022

Age of Retardation

A period of time beginning at roughly the start of the year 2020 of the Gregorian calendar, continuing through to the present time and into the foreseeable future.

In this brave new Age of Retardation, Tesla Motors Inc. can be worth more than all other auto makers in the world combined, any personal set of political and social ideologies must be dumbed down and simplified into one of two catch-all buckets, and the cessation of usage of any language that might offend the most easily offended person is more important and pressing than, say, preventing hundreds of thousands of African children from dying annually of diseases for which we have long had effective treatments, such as malaria.

by Dr. Schlichter von Koenigswald January 3, 2021

Age of the Stupid

The current era of human history. A time far removed from the Age of Enlightenment, where ignorance is celebrated and most people get their news exclusively from Facebook. During this era, it is not uncommon to become offended by almost anything or to elect a total buffoon as the leader of your country.

Anti-vaxxers, paper-straw crusaders, and ex-reality TV stars have found solace and meaning during the Age of the Stupid - a glorious time where book learnins’ and critical thinking have largely been eradicated.

by GraveyardGuy July 2, 2019