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secret agent status

when a girl is at a party and she is scoutin for the best lookin guy in da club
dat dudes so fine ima about to be on my secret agent status
by yetty b April 19, 2008
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secret service agent

When you are doing a girl doogy style and you spit on her back. When she turns around to yell at you, you then spug in her ear. She will inturn turn her head and hold her ear. thus looking like a secret service agent.
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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user-agent

The browser which someone is using to access the internet.

Many companies producing rip-off versions of other browsers will claim fake user-agents. Microsoft Internet Explorer is the most notorious example of this sort of fraud.
Despite claims that Internet Explorer is the most popular browser, it seems just about everyone's user-agent is Mozilla.
by jkenner January 20, 2004
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undercover agent

A bed fart that stays under the duvet and goes unnoticed.
Anna: I'm going to get a glass of wa... Eww!
Jack: shouldn't have moved! I planted an undercover agent
by Si6263738 September 29, 2013
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brick agent

FBI agent of the lowest rank
- Wow, he works for the FBI?
- Well, he is just a brick agent.
by saramar77 October 15, 2017
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Quantum Denial Agent

One whom disowns friends and family at the slightest suspicion that people don't admire them as much they perceive themselves to be. The motivation for this individual is to maintain an ongoing effort to avoid some aspect of themselves that they have been unable to confront their whole life. This person is covered in a glossy anti-spiritual covering that is the equivalent of teflon and usually ends up being institutionalized.
After suddenly showing up on the scene and making friends with everyone at the cafe, Suzy's sudden disappearance after finding out that Jamie had complained about her lack of loyalty was the final proof of evidence for everyone that she's a Quantum Denial Agent.
by Holstein Kühe, April 14, 2010
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Skank Agent

A prostitutional Agent with Skanky or slutty friends.
“Stubbe told Kaufman that she would not consider herself a pimp but a ‘skank agent,’ meaning that she was an agent with skanky friends.”
by TheAgentofLove October 17, 2010
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