Reality-TV-Ache

A head ache which occurs after watching too many hours of reality television.

Person one: What's up, bro?

Person two: I watched too much Jersey Shore, now I have a reality-TV-ache.

Person one: I hate those!

by PurpleHampster November 27, 2012

cummach ache

When your stomach hurts or aches after you swallow cum.

Me: "I have such a bad cummach ache"
Boyfriend: "Well you did swallow my cum"

by eekabooka November 17, 2018

mach and ach

to eat then smoke marijuana, or the other way around.

Yo, you tryin to mach and ach?

by Jeff Murray May 5, 2005

Cummy-Ache

A modern and cheeky term used to describe the uncomfortable, often slightly painful sensation of sexual frustration caused by prolonged arousal without release. New Gen rebrand of the term "blue balls/"

Bro, she kept teasing me all night and left me with the worst cummy-ache ever

by plaguedoll January 24, 2025

Throat Ache

When your throat hurts but its not soar

God Damnit I have a Throat Ache because a chip stabbed it.

by MisterAvocado June 7, 2018

cummy ache

When you feel a pinch in your ballsack.

Maddie: Damn I have a cummy ache (pinch in ballsack)
John: What the fuck

by Maath June 21, 2025

Bakers-ache

Kneading or applying too much hand action on a soft loaf

I had way to much razzle dazzle last night so I gave myself the bakers-ache when I got home

by Cheezlz September 7, 2022