Robert is a very sweet, kind, caring, cute, and funny person. He knows how to light up a room when he walks in. He can be cuddly and adorable a lot. Even though at times he may say he is not cute, do not listen to him because you know he is very cute and adorable.
"He is so cute! Who us he? Robert."
by imboredidk June 1, 2020
Get the Robertmug. by Sksbbdjsoakwfb June 9, 2020
Get the Robertmug. Roberts are mostly tired in school and fall asleep in lessons and exams.
They tend to laugh at there own jokes and could be gay for his friend with the big lips.
Roberts tend to use dead memes.
They tend to laugh at there own jokes and could be gay for his friend with the big lips.
Roberts tend to use dead memes.
by communist_duck February 17, 2019
Get the Robertmug. Robert is a person who will probably dream about having sex with u all night and picture u naked in his math classes which is y he fails with it he has the strangest hobbies and u would be unlucky to have a Robert say next to u as he may start picturing things, although him thinking he’s rlly cool when he laughs everyone thinks a cat is dying and whenever he walks past girls they run away so he went bi and moved schools
Girl 1- oh hell yh girl
Girl 2- oh no look who’s coming 😱
Robert- hey
Everyone runs away)
Robert- laughs)
Girl 1- omg there’s a cat in destress help it maya
Girl 2- no that’s just robert
Girl 2- oh no look who’s coming 😱
Robert- hey
Everyone runs away)
Robert- laughs)
Girl 1- omg there’s a cat in destress help it maya
Girl 2- no that’s just robert
by True pseudonyms 😂 February 9, 2019
Get the Robertmug. So it is ol' Bobert! Fantastic! How's the little one? Not so little any more I'm sure sure. That's hilarious! You see that movie about me? Or the character that my favorite mangaka wrote about me? Or the song? I did to the world what you did to me and now I'm in the cultural narrative. It's supposed to be hard but I just got right in there. Easy peasy.
Hym "So it is ol' Robert ***** ****! I suspected as much since you're the only 'technically' competent person I've encountered. Isn't it wild that I'm like this literary genius and all these people are citing/stealing my work (because it's brilliant and compelling) and people are writing songs about me and shit and my mind is being weaponized against people's political opponents? What'd you think of that movie? Good right? What would you say is the best part? Is it the part that I wrote at the end? You know, I said people wouldn't know good art if it shot them point blank in the face (in defense of the Limitless TV series) but apparently I was wrong! (And that's why the guy got shot in the head. In direct response to the thing I wrote.) But, hey, I guess they DO know good art when they see it! I'm proud of humanity."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2022
Get the Robertmug. If you ever meet anyone name Robert be grateful since he’s gonna be someone important in your life.He’s independent but will be there for you and it’s more likely he’s gonna in bed . really smart and bright never let him go
by Jeeryb November 4, 2021
Get the robertmug. Robert is a guy with two sides. One is sweet and the other one is the asshole part. His sweet side makes him a guy that is a good friend but is super weird about it. He has a few friends but makes sure he makes them last and have a good time. Some times he makes it to weird as in he acts kind of gay. When it comes to his asshole side he is a rude jerk who blames everybody else for his mistakes. He bullies people and makes them less confident mentally and physically. He will do whatever he can do get what he wants. So if know a Robert, I advise you to be careful. All in all, Robert is a sweet guy, but you just don't want to get him pissed off.
Roberts are complicated.
by Nariha June 10, 2019
Get the Robertmug.