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Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.
The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021
mugGet the Pear shapedmug.

do the pears

Move to apartments. Also means literally do the pears.
Dude, I'm gonna do the pears.
by Garfield135 October 4, 2007
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Pear๐Ÿ

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ โ€œpear๐Ÿ โ€œ is a kid named natheer in my grade๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
Kia: ask Pear๐Ÿ to join the game

Sab:who?

Kia: yk natheer

Sab: OH yeah sure!
by Lili_mimi December 1, 2020
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Pear

Da Pare! ๐Ÿ It is a type of food to eat. And it can be someone's name, or even an animal's name, which is really sweet!
Girl 1: "I love you Pare!"

Cat named Pear: "Meow!"
Girl 1: "You are so cute!"

Cat named Pear: "Meow! Meow!"

Or
Girl 1: "Mmmmmmmm, these fruits are really sweet and juicy!"

Boy 1: "I love Pears, they taste delicious!"
by PumaCoco February 23, 2017
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Prickly pear

A rough exterior of that is sweet on the inside just like having sex with your acupuncturist
by Adambernsteinwrotethus September 2, 2017
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Pear

by bloop blap May 26, 2020
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pear moment

when your friend talks about cheese.
Person 1: 'yoooo i love cheese'
Person 2: 'yoooo thats actually a pear moment'
by suspicio January 9, 2022
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