shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Watermelon beans

The things inside fruits that you shouldn’t swallow, or risk making a watermelon baby.

Saresi won’t eat watermelon beans and Lowe can’t stop laughing about it.

by WatermelonBean#TKS March 25, 2019

Watermelon Gang

Formed in the early days of the 20's, the WMG started when three members from competing meme families joined forces to put an end to overly motivational quotes found on the interwebs.

The WMG seeks to level the cyber playing field with dank memes and sarcasm.

Person 1: What the heck is with all these watermelons I keep seeing.
Person 2: Looks like the work of the WMG.
Person 3: Watermelon Gang strikes again.

by Wu-termelon November 18, 2020

Watermelon sugar

Watermelon sugar by Harry styles was written for the album 'Fine Line' and the song was released in November of 2019 as a single. The song is the second track to appear on Style's album. While the actual meaning of the song for two years was a conspiracy by fans, Style's confirmed its true meaning at the Love On Tour show in Nashville in early October of 2021. Style's went on to tease the crowd before finally telling the truth. "This song is about... it doesn't really matter what it's about," Styles said while the instrumental version of the song played behind. "It's about... it's about, uh, the sweetness of life," Styles continued to say just before making the crowd sing the very first verse of the song. During the middle of the song, he dropped the meaning. "It's also about the female orgasm," Styles said. "But that's totally different. It's not really relevant.".

Kevin: "Hey, did you hear what Harry said about Watermelon sugar?"
Leeroy: "About Watermelon Sugar?"
Kevin: "Yeah he confirmed that is was about the female orgasm"

by Imnervousitsnicetofeelsomethin October 19, 2021

grilled watermelon

a watermelon that has been cooked on a grill
can also be called: "a type of food that definitely shouldn't exist and people need to stop posting images of"

Person #1 "yo look at this image of grilled watermelon"
Person #2 "ew"
Person #1 "i know right? why would anyone make that"

by ihategrilledwatermelon June 23, 2021

watermelon flesh

A red-ass vagina.

Her vagina was so red that it looked like watermelon flesh

by Minecraft1238 February 17, 2019

hairy watermelon

A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.

You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!

I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!

Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!

by MarySanderson August 31, 2018