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MILF Shake

The ejaculate into an orifice of a MILF and continue to vigously penetrate until the ejaculate becomes frothy.
Hey, remember when I spent the night at your house last night? I woke up early and had sex with your mom. I gave her a MILF Shake. Pretty wild huh?
by 1337Noodles May 7, 2007
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Texas Shake

The texas shake is when two or more men put on snake-skin cowboy boots and engage in sexual intercourse. Prior to achieving orgasm the taker is to take off the boot so his partner can ejaculate into it. He then will drink from the boot afterwards. This act is dubbed "Texas Shake" becuase more often than not you must shake the boot, as the cum has a tendancy to get caught in the toe of the boot.
Joe was only wearing one boot because he had used his other while performing a texas shake with his partner earlier that night.
by quackattacker June 13, 2008
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shake and bake

A method of making crystal meth in small batches without a heat source. The method involves mixing and shaking ingredients in a container, such as a 2 liter soda bottle. By preparing the drug in small quantities, cookers can avoid purchasing limits on over-the-counter medicines. Addicts can also prepare their own supply, bypassing dealers. Shake and bake meth can be prepared in bathroom stalls and moving vehicles. The chemical reaction involved in shaking the ingredients can create an explosion, and the drug itself has obvious health risks. Also called “one-pot” and “on the go” meth.
Know where I can score some meth?

No, but why don’t you just shake and bake your own?
by acidnoir January 13, 2012
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Brotein Shake

When you and your bro finish a hot sweaty gym session then trade blowjobs after the gym to release your tension. Added benefit of getting extra protein to fuel your muscle growth.
After the gym, my friend gave me a brotein shake straight from the tap. Delicious and my muscles are looking huge!
by Brotein69 August 14, 2022
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Queef Shake

A queef that causes a shaking orgasm.
OMG, I had queef shake in class today. How embarrassingly satisfying.
by FUNNY_MAN87 April 11, 2019
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shaking margaritas

the act of masturbation of the male genital region by a female (or male)
Ali was caught shaking margaritas with her boyfriend Patrick.
by funnywordgurl May 1, 2010
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Hard Shake

Getting jerked off by a girl with no idea- going way too hard and fast.
My dick is well sore mate, got a hard shake off some girl last night.
by thetrooth July 8, 2014
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