Ruben is the perfect person in this world. He is cute, handsome, muscular, tall and the perfect guy. He has an Huge penis usually about 7 to 8 iches. Nothing can bother Ruben in this world everything is perfect.
by Nitsjo January 30, 2019

A Ruben is a swell guy. Doesn’t fuck with animal products. Likes to riff here and there. Definitely fucks with Ronald’s donuts. Laughs at edge breakers.
A Ruben is a big guy, feels bad for jumping on the small folks at shows but he’s gonna do it anyway. The first text you get from a Ruben is alway “Oi”
Dude fucks, for sure.
A Ruben is a big guy, feels bad for jumping on the small folks at shows but he’s gonna do it anyway. The first text you get from a Ruben is alway “Oi”
Dude fucks, for sure.
“Oi, it’s ruben”..
by Whooooouuuer November 22, 2021

Sexiest man on the planet. Gets all the girls but is quite misunderstood. If there is a fight Ruben will be involved somehow. Once you get to know a Ruben he’ll be one of your most loyal friends. And when he says he loves you he really means it.
I touch myself thinking about ruben
by OGViKzY October 23, 2020

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by BigCheez February 23, 2014

Oh, are you looking at?
Well... This is my first post of urbandinctionary :D
THAT'S ME ^^DDDDDDDDD
Exactly my first ^^3333
You guys be silent, I'm not handsome for today ¬n¬
I'm not straight, I'm still gay furry but I'm only human ¬n¬ ¬n¬ ¬n¬
Oh Sorry °^°
I support LGBT, because yes. lol XDDD
Well... This is my first post of urbandinctionary :D
THAT'S ME ^^DDDDDDDDD
Exactly my first ^^3333
You guys be silent, I'm not handsome for today ¬n¬
I'm not straight, I'm still gay furry but I'm only human ¬n¬ ¬n¬ ¬n¬
Oh Sorry °^°
I support LGBT, because yes. lol XDDD
by Ruben Gamer May 20, 2024

Ruben is kinda gay.
by DeDeFighter November 24, 2021
