At the end of a massage instead of looking for a happy ending you ask for a patriot handshake - due to the owner of the patriots being caught seeking penis relief after massages.
The massage therapist could tell that Bill needed a patriot handshake to get the full relief. Bill left Massage Envy satisfied and relaxed.
by Little baby Chuckers April 28, 2019
Get the patriot handshakemug. Adjective: An individual who claims he is an american patriot but opposes freedom of choice, democracy, acceptance, political accountability, and shows little empathy for their common man. Might be a fascist but not realize it because they don't understand definitions of words they don't like. Typically resides in an right wing information fart bubble.
"Mark only cares about the 2nd amendment and get's brainwashed from there, Mark is such a fake patriot"
by Jlavaman July 14, 2021
Get the fake patriotmug. A school that used to be full of country boys. Now it’s full of people who act like they are country. But we all the majority live in a gated golf subdivision and use there daddy’s money to get a lifted truck.
Hey Brandon how did you get that lifted 6.0 turbo diesel?
Brandon reply’s “ my daddy bought it for me”
Page patriots
Brandon reply’s “ my daddy bought it for me”
Page patriots
by Page patriots August 22, 2019
Get the Page Patriotsmug. A person who paints themself as a patriot while behaving in an opposite manner. Usually someone who can find a way to profit off of the false projection.
There is no greater Polyester Patriot than Tomi Lahren. She I
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.
by MartyMcFlab February 16, 2018
Get the polyester patriotmug. Similar to "damn the man!" or "whitey's holding me down".
Comes from Metal Gear Solid 2, in which the patriots are an invisible, completely dominating group that controls every aspect of your life.
Comes from Metal Gear Solid 2, in which the patriots are an invisible, completely dominating group that controls every aspect of your life.
by Adrian December 27, 2006
Get the damn the patriotsmug. Comment to the above user:
A. The internet is a anonymous.
B. Nobody claimed that the Patriot Act allows the arrest of critics.
A. The internet is a anonymous.
B. Nobody claimed that the Patriot Act allows the arrest of critics.
by Person February 7, 2005
Get the Patriot Actmug. by bmb0909 November 4, 2015
Get the Patriots Fanmug.