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Max

Max is an amazing, caring, handsome and completely loveable boyfriend and person. He is selfless, cute, and extremely adorable. He likes to act tough around his friends and family, but behind closed doors he is a big baby. You will love him with all your heart and not regret one thing while you're with him. He's so sweet and considerate, he gives great hugs and most likely has an amazing, pretty big penis. My Max has brown, coarse, curly hair and is a genuine human. He has a great lips, beautiful green eyes, and a strong body. He will help you through anything, take care of you, give you a bunch of love, and wipe your tears when you cry. He's a great family man, boyfriend and best friend. Hold onto him, he's perfect. He knows how to fuck and he's an amazing kisser. He's awkward and worried at first because of his past relationships but will eventually learn to love again and worship the ground you walk on.
"Did you know she's dating Max?"
"No, really? Wow, what a lucky girl."
by am baby November 10, 2020
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Max

Max is one of those people who can't shut up. He/She constantly bothers people.
by Lol nigga bitches11 April 20, 2019
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Max

A guy who is really cocky but in reality has a very small dick. All he does is skate and sleep.
girl 1: That guy is so cocky but i bet his dick is actually small
girl 2: Bet hes a Max lol
by hockeyhoe July 2, 2019
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Max

Most likely a furry, y'know?

How is Max not a furry?
Oh look at him, he's a furry. Must be Max
by Banakoana August 23, 2022
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max

lives in denmark doesnt like lego
max doesnt like lego. ew.
by jinjahboi1999 July 6, 2019
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max

max is a 90 year old girl
and she DOESNT think skirts are gay,
and besides max is really swaggy
and awesome and cool and disco party-😃🔴🍥😝
and max is a goldfish cracker lover
max: o m g *EATS A WHOLE GOLD-FISH-CRACKER BOX
by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020
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Max

Max is a crazy bitch, intimidating at times but also a big softy that will murder for his friends, some say a demon with a gold heart, also known to be horny and have a humongous Wang a sexual deviant, in other words you never know what's going on in the mind of a max so be careful but also gentle cuase he has feelings to.
"Look its max!, oh SHIT he bit me again!"
by Kiribaby October 16, 2019
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