Douche Bag

One who has no idea what they are talking about and when they realize no one cares he starts to talk about the girl he supposavly scored last night when we all know it was his gay ass uncle chuck in the game closet.

Douche bag=Ty Book
yes we are talking about you ty
and your gay ass uncle

by Hellz mercenary January 5, 2009

Douche Bag

What Alex Varkatzas (singer of Atreyu) calls his landlord

Damnit, you douche bag!

by Nora May 17, 2003

douche bag

1.Similiar to a "Fucktard," people who think they are the man, but in reality they are unco ordinated and have a minute amount of friends, usually appear in groups of 3-4.

2.Or a white man who acts black/wog, listens to black "hip-hop" and tricks out his car like a wog, with his fully sick mono block amps.

Look at those three Fucktards, Hayden, Joe and Tom are such Douche Bags.
OR
Christ, that Peter is a Douche Bag.

by King_Douche_Greg April 2, 2007

douche bag

Of, or acting as a tool. Someone who is always acting very immature.

Chris C from Michigan is a douche bag.

by JeremyJ December 23, 2007

douche bag

following douche snackpack and douche pocket in the catalogue of douches; a douche bag is a person who is a significant douche of relatively average size, smaller than a douche duffel, yet bigger than a douche pocket

so, i was walking along right, just mindin' my own business, and then this douche bag comes outta nowhere, and gets all up in my grill with his ample junk'n shit

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

douche bag

A person, usually a male, who goes about his life with the idea that he has actual, genuine friends. He believes that he is "cool", and possibly "popular." But, in the sad fact of reality, he is far from any of these things. Non of his supposed "friends" like him. In fact, they all hate him. The jokes and stories he tells are never as funny or cool as he thinks they are. He is simply a loud, distracting annoyance to any social scene. i.e., that one guy in a group of friends who nobdody likes.

Mike: Dude, Ed's calling me again. It's like the fifth time tonight!

Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?

by James Myrick August 6, 2007

douche bag

Anyone that has ever lived in Maine, or New York, or New Jersey.

Fanchon is a douche bag.

by Mother of God August 29, 2008