John: Gimme a cheeseburger
Harper: John what the cheeseburger I don’t have any cheeseburgers
John: I was talking to the employee what the cheeseburger
Employee : Sir your cheeseburger order is ready
Harper: John what the cheeseburger I don’t have any cheeseburgers
John: I was talking to the employee what the cheeseburger
Employee : Sir your cheeseburger order is ready
by Bkahsbsh;sans May 14, 2023
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Neil rolled his eyes at the cheeseburger irony, as his representative commented on a recent controversy.
by LoramF June 7, 2025
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by Jeff Dalorn June 25, 2017
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"Hi, sir, welcome to McDonalds; can I take your order?"
"Can I have a Triple Cheeseburger with Extra Relish?"
"..."
"The meal or a triple cheeseburger with twice the amount of relish?"
"..."
"Alright, I'll make it."
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"Can I have a Triple Cheeseburger with Extra Relish?"
"..."
"The meal or a triple cheeseburger with twice the amount of relish?"
"..."
"Alright, I'll make it."
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by WelcomeToYourLife November 29, 2025
Get the Triple Cheeseburger with Extra Relish mug.Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
by Someone who misses their balls September 6, 2020
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"This Rodeo Cheeseburger just made me happy despite the fact that I just lost my bid for a piece of the Aggro Crag". (Losing a bid for the Aggro Crag will cause one to commit suicide)
by Bakobuc August 20, 2011
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I'm-a be a one-man-cheeseburger-apocalypse.
by onemancheeseburger February 1, 2024
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