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The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.
Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
by Someone who misses their balls September 6, 2020
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Rodeo Cheeseburger

The Rodeo Cheeseburger consists of a sesame seed bun, a hamburger patty, barbecue sauce, onion rings, and a slice of cheese. Together they form the The Greatest Burger that one can eat. Conveniently it is a value menu item.
"This Rodeo Cheeseburger just made me happy despite the fact that I just lost my bid for a piece of the Aggro Crag". (Losing a bid for the Aggro Crag will cause one to commit suicide)
by Bakobuc August 20, 2011
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One-Man-Cheeseburger-Apocalypse

I could go for a BBQ bacon burger
I'm-a be a one-man-cheeseburger-apocalypse.
by onemancheeseburger February 1, 2024
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Cheeseburger

HOT DAMN I SEE YOU FOUND CHEESEBURGER but don't actually feed him cheeseburgers cause yk he's got the diabetes 😔
Guy: omg it's cheeseburger
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cheeseburger crusade

John: Hello I'm gonna go play Cheeseburger Crusade

Marie: wow that's the best game on the roblox platform
by toast#2614 July 31, 2023
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Cheeseburger irony

When the leaders of most violent regime in modern history are shocked, appalled, and act in abhorration towards political violence.
Neil rolled his eyes at the cheeseburger irony, as his representative commented on a recent controversy.
by LoramF June 7, 2025
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sitting on a cheeseburger

When you sit on the face of an ugly guy
"Look I'm not saying he was ugly... but I definitely found myself sitting on a cheeseburger last night."
by Jeff Dalorn June 25, 2017
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