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by Fatcunt123 January 25, 2019
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Xander

Xander is that kid that is way too into one thing, whether it be hunting, fishing, or sports. Xander is the one to make sure all is well for his friends and family. He is just to annoying to be hated if that makes sense, Always coming up with bad and corny jokes just cuz he can, I know this cuz my BF is a Xander
Xander: Hey bro hows it going
His Friend Gary: Nothing much, just cot a blue gill
Xander: Cool, just checking on ya, Good luck
by fjwlifhwrf November 27, 2021
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Xander is a nice guy who will be a good friend if you give him a chance, he is not very energetic or brave, but he treats you best, at the cost of his own mental health, Xander is often depressed and needs a lot of attention, but once he feels better he will continue treating you like a royal, a very insecure and depressed boy
person 1: did you talk to Xander today?
person 2: no, i havent.
person 1: he seemed depressed.
by Saiyan0 December 14, 2021
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xander anderson

Total fucktard that knows fuck all about hockey.
I Xander Anderson on a NHL Facebook page. fucktard silly fuck salad tosser
by DillpicklesNrice February 23, 2017
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Xander

Xander is kewl dude. Very weird. VERY WEIRD!
Person 1: Hey is that a Xander?

Person 2: Is he acting WEIRD?

Person 1: yep

Person 2: That's a Xander.
by Hijsiisjsusus November 9, 2022
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Xander!

Also known as, fuckyouxander, xannyxannyxanny, and Alexander.

A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.

Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!
Person A: I was about to make a toastie and milkshake, want any?

Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!
by Sedgarooni October 15, 2020
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Xander

Xander is a sexy guy. He is popular and is sometimes shy. He has trouble asking out girls and he should just go for it. All the girls love him. Xander can be sweet and sensitive, but also full of sarcasm. He can either me snarky or nice when flirting. If a Xander is reading this he should ask out a hot girl named Lane. They are a perfect couple.
" Xander is soooo hot I wish he would ask me out " - every Lane ever
by 11908 September 7, 2021
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