Witcher

That mate in your group that takes on contracts to slay the ugly beasts found amongst a group of attractive women.

"Hey bra check out those snipes over there!"
"Yeah but it's too dangerous to make a move what if the one that looks like a cave troll goes for us"
"No worries man. Keith's a witcher. Buy hima few shots and he'll slay that beast"

by LodewijkV February 12, 2019

sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.

That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.

by Robb December 24, 2003

Pull up with a stick

Arrive to a location with a firearm equipped with and extended magazine

Call James and tell him to Pull up with a stick, so we can straighten up these motherfuckers

by DumbFaded44 April 13, 2020

on the nose with

This is an exaggerated suggestion to someone who is overly emotional regarding a perceived slight. So do you want to hit him on the nose with a tire iron cause he looked at you?

Hit him on the nose with a tire iron!

by I, Wreckerrr December 7, 2020

usy withdrawal

When you get home from a USY even (conventions, dances, trips etc...) and you are really overwelmingly sad that the event is over and you look back at you time and was like woah i did some crazy shit at USY and you miss all your friends and you start counting down the days till the next event

Rebecca: Yeah I just got home from Spring Convention
David: Oh yeah me too
Rebecca: AHHHH I WANNA GO BACK NOW!!!
David: yeah USY= life
Rebecca: Deff

by Jappy Jew May 29, 2005

with the quickness

To do something in a quick or fast manner. It is the sole mission of Speedy Gonzales...

The police were chasing me so I ran with the quickness.

by AntMuscle April 25, 2006

Keepin Up with the Koondashians

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011