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wankernaught

A person who is such a massive wanker that they are off the planet.
That guy is such a wankernaught.
by Bryagh October 3, 2014
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Wanker’s Cramp

Wanker’s Cramp is a wrist cramp commonly recived after masturbating for long periods of time.
Example:
Billy recived wanker’s cramp during his attempt of the 60-minute masturbation challenge
by Bekfas December 18, 2018
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wickerbeast

The wickerbeast are a cool type of furry because I'm black and white and I get to say the N word haha! Look boyfriend I'm here! Love ya! Also first here.
"That wickerbeast is scary but surprisingly thick.", Salt thought to himself
by PepsiDoggo November 21, 2021
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biscuit wanker

N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...

N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.

2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
by Tranny La Rue October 9, 2007
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Sports Wanker

adj; A term used to describe wankers that partake in sports; usually as a substitute for getting laid. Because of this, they will often become aroused by sports.
Jack: Dude, I was telling Tom about the time I nailed Lucy in this alley way but he just started talking about this football match that he won like a week ago.

Alex: Dont worry man, he's just a Sports wanker.

Jack: Yeah, what a tool.
by Simba//.. November 8, 2011
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Fastrack Wanker

Someone who purchases and uses fastrack tickets to beat the queues at theme parks.
Have you only just come out of the ride? It's been ages!

I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.

The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.

But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!
by BLNTSVRT October 28, 2011
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wonderwall wanker

A Wonderwall wanker is a person who typically claims to be an Oasis-fan but in reality only knows their one hit: Wonderwall.

A Wonderwall wanker can typically be seen at parties strumming away the same 4 fucking chords because it's the only fucking chords he knows.

A Wonderwall wanker often claims to be musically educated and knowledgable about music history and claims to like a lot of rockbands which he most likely never listened to: Nirvana, Oasis, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Metallica, etc. but the sad truth is that he only knows hit-songs and probably listens to R&B when he is on his own and doesn't have to pretend to be a rockstar.

They look and dress extremely mainstream because the only reason they make an efford to learn 3 or 4 chords is to get laid. They know that only a select few girls like long hair and leather so they stick to what's in at the moment. Sometimes they can be seen wearing band merchandise but if you ask them about the first album of the band on their shirt they probably won't be able to answer you.
"Can you play a great song?"
"Sure! Let me play Wonderwall again!"

What a wonderwall wanker!
by WinstonBeWise November 20, 2013
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