Wine and Shine

The act of a housewife or a girlfriend who gets motivated to clean either dishes, laundry or other household items etc. after several glasses of wine

Looks like mom has had a couple glasses of Merlot tonight; she is on her wine and shine routine!

by BilLektro November 16, 2016

Wine Tourista

A Wine Enthusiast who loves wine and tours various Wine Destinations to explore, taste, sample, enjoy and experience wines from different countries and appellations.

I just explored Napa and Sonoma California as a Wine Tourista for 5 days.

by mrlite December 25, 2010

Wine Mommy

A hot mom that lets you pour wine over her and cosume it off her body.

My friends mom is such a Wine Mommy

by BobWillis69 May 18, 2020

Brown Wine

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.

Hey dudes, sorry for making a mess in the shower. I was making brown wine

by RudolfMagnusson May 13, 2019

Wine Corking

When you insert your balls into someones asshole and forcefully remove them making an audible popping noise , similar to a wine cork being popped. PS be sure to lube up before attempting.

She loves it when she hears the popping from my wine corking skills

by lil boi blue September 3, 2016

bovine wine

Defined as a glass of fresh cows milk.

"After last night I had way too much alcohol so tonight I'm just having the bovine wine."
"What the hell is that?"
"You know, 'moo juice'..... milk"

by MrMagnesium January 5, 2014

Wine Gift

Wine Gift, The

The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.

Person 1: I just saw Joanne the other day. She is 42 and still a size 5!
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.

by Charlie2991 June 16, 2010