Matthew Thompson

a sex god

dammm you were like Matthew Thompson last night in bed

by chingaman12345 May 19, 2021

Thicky Thompson

Essentially fecal matter, usually a dense, wide log that requires a degree of pinching out.

"Oh man, I gotta go pinch a serious Thicky Thompson!"

The man's ass seemed to have expanded several inches after ejecting a massive Thicky Thompson.

by beejgreen March 17, 2009

Brian Thompson

Not. Ryan. Gosling. One should not be deceived.

Hey Rick Perry, is that Ryan Gosling at the Flying Saucer?! No, Michael Knoll, that's Brian Thompson, a quasi substitute at best.

by obeythetiki December 14, 2013

Thompsoned

To be screwed over and miserable

I was Thompsoned and now I dont get to see all my friends.

by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h January 7, 2020

ava thompson

Ava Thompson where do i start she is so so beautiful and so pretty eyes and she sweet and got a butt she is one of those person you do not want to forget and want to be best friends with her and so funny and you never know if your end the friend zone!

guy1 there was this with a huge butt and her eyes were so beautiful

guy2 was her name Ava Thompson

by fortnite294629 May 28, 2018

Freddy Thompson

an act where you pretend to be unaware of the presence of a certain person you claim to be cool with, it's a forbidden art passed down by the great Freddy Thompson himself that has been put into practice by the great fiends of Salinas, California. The stronger the ego the stronger the Freddy Thompson will be regardless of the distance between the Freddy Thompson and the Freddy Thompson'd.

Uriel: oh look it's Natasha

Natasha: *activates the Freddy Thompson by walking right by him not acknowledging his existence whatsoever*

Uriel: Big 'Ol Freddy Thompson!!!

by BrothaLoaf August 18, 2016

Mrs Thompson

Annoying... Says that we in Senior School so we better behave like it or else. ( We would get a detention ). Once she sent someone out for smiling. XD Help.

Mrs Thompson how do we do this? We do this by sending you outside for talking. But... I was talking to you. DETENTION.

by NaniFinderWillGetYa February 6, 2019