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get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
by dight May 4, 2022
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Wifi Bunny

Noun / Slang

1. A person who thrives in online spaces by posting thirst traps, flirty pics, or soft NSFW content.

2. Someone who engages in spicy roleplay or seductive interactions over WiFi instead of IRL.
“Bro, she’s such a Wifi Bunny, always dropping late-night selfies and RPing like she’s the main character.”
by EtherealCorrup August 18, 2025
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WiFi

The thing that keeps me going in life
WIFI IS BAE
by Jill.32z October 10, 2018
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LS wifi

this wifi is so suspicious that it so fuckin useless, even every students try to use it to play different type of game, its so trash that even grandma is faster that it
LS wifi is something more
by squatting parrot October 4, 2021
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wifi win

The act of finding Wifi during dyer needs of information only obtained at the time of needing the internet without data or signal.
After long debate over a trivia pursuit game answer, Joe had a Wifi Win after acquiring access to local wifi to ensure the correct answer over numerous fact checked websites.
by AdverageJoe_Earth August 22, 2017
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WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.
1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.
by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017
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WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.
1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.
by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017
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