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wifey for lifey

Term used to describe serious girlfriend/wife, who you plan to stick with for "lifey"

Also used between to close friends, usually girls. It's not a done thing between boys.
Girl A - Whassup dawg?
Girl B - Be my wifey for lifey homie!
by Davey Croket February 18, 2008
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HYPHY WIFEY

Noun.

A hyped ass wife.
But, a hyped ass wife that you hella love. <3
"I'm his hyphy wifey, cuz that's how we do it in the yay!"

"David's my hyphy wifey, and I love my hyphy wifey or wahh?"
by steeze May 1, 2006
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Bust It Wifey

Yes, she's better than a bust it baby, only because she's down for you whenever, wherever AND vice versa. She's the one you come home to NOT BECAUSE she's an expert at fellatio, or because she can talk her sex game or because she looks amazing with or without her clothes (though its a bonus), BUT BECAUSE you love her phsyically, mentally, and emotionally. She's your dyme, your wife, and your BETTER HALF. She's the ice cream to end your day, with the sex being the cherry at the top. pretty please. ;)
Girl: Let me be your bust it baby
Guy: Naw, I need a bust it wifey.
by Sandy Do May 28, 2008
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wifey

A dude has 4 different types of girls..
1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Ho's
Wifey is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..

2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) .

3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call when Wifey acting up and you need a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there.

4) Ho's.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups incase a bitch or a boo slips up. Then you replace with a hoe
Dude1: Man I messed up big time with my wifey.
Dude2: You mean Kayla?
Dude1: No Kayla is just my boo. She cant never replace my girl Shea.
Dude2: What happened with Shea?
Dude1: She found out about me and Kayla.
Dude2: Dang dude, you're screwed now.
by XxBumpLikeThisxX June 22, 2007
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slut wife training

When the slut trainer, usually the husband or the lover of a slut wife watches the slut having sex with other men.
I want to watch my slut wife in action, I got alot of slut wife training involved.
by Billy Bob D September 22, 2007
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baseball wife

A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.
That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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Mankrik's Wife

A term originated from the online game World of Warcraft. It relates to a quest in the zone titled the Barrens. It is a term used by WoW players to describe something remotely impossible to find, much like the quest objective who is Mankrik's wife.
Example:
Steve: Dude, I was so shitfaced last night I have no idea where the hell I left my keys. Have you seen them?
Tom: Mankrik's Wife, man.
by Stevey Mc'Stevenson June 24, 2008
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