This is a best friend of the whole world. They here for the people. This type of person will try his best to help their friends and people around them. Most importantly that they doing it not to feel better or to get something, they just experiencing will to help and be there for you, just like WiFi.
- Stephan is helping everybody, i don’t understand why he have to be such a people pleaser?
- Honey, he just a WiFi Person, he was there for you when you needed him, so stop bragging.
-Why she went to that boring event? ?
-Cause she is a WiFi Person, she felt that they needed support…
- Honey, he just a WiFi Person, he was there for you when you needed him, so stop bragging.
-Why she went to that boring event? ?
-Cause she is a WiFi Person, she felt that they needed support…
by reptileprinz May 28, 2025
Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.
These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
by CrispyJack February 27, 2024
by contralto July 27, 2021
When a relationship has reached a level that you are willing to give the other person the password to your wifi network, it is considered "wifi official"
After the third night in a row she had spent at his place, Dave thought it was time for he and Sarah to become Wifi Official.
by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg September 11, 2016
The act of finding Wifi during dyer needs of information only obtained at the time of needing the internet without data or signal.
After long debate over a trivia pursuit game answer, Joe had a Wifi Win after acquiring access to local wifi to ensure the correct answer over numerous fact checked websites.
by AdverageJoe_Earth August 23, 2017
a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
by dight May 05, 2022
by Metal Eater June 06, 2022