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google weenie

Someone who is utterly dependent on their computer and the web for their information, who is incapable of thinking without hitting Google, who's adding on the brain fat sitting down.
"I gave him the address of the party but it didn't show up on mapQuest. The man's turning into a Google Weenie!"

"He says he can't find the site so it must not exist. Google Weenie strikes again!"
by jasgee November 14, 2007
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weenie wotsit!!

A term used to describe a person with an unusually small penis!!
"God that guy is such a weenie wotsit!!"
by Him H, Ya mum and Ber September 11, 2005
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weenis

Despite popular belief there is one TRUE meaning to Weenis. I will submit a short segment from an essay I wrote on the matter.

"Weenis is a word commonly confused for a child’s synonym for a body part that their parents don’t want them to talk about. This is due to grammatical similarity in weenis and the word their parents fear. However, despite what your instincts may tell you the weenis is, it is actually another important part of your body. If you’ve ever looked at that scrunched-up, loose piece of skin hanging from your elbow, pinched it and felt nothing, or ever just banged it on something and incorrectly said, “OW! I cut my elbow!” I have some important news for you. This useless piece of flesh hanging from your appendage is nothing other than a weenis."
My weenis needs lotion rubbed on it
by John - Gordon December 28, 2005
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Weenie-V

The hip area of a man that is prominent when the man is of muscular build. One of the sexiest parts of a man.

Women who have this feature should be considered mutants (see Pink).

Derived from the shape of the feature and what is found at the end of it.
Did you see Brad Pitt's weenie-v in that picture in People? That was so hot, I wanted to lick it.
by Anaranae September 12, 2008
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hair weenie

The gay term used to refer to a ponytail holder (which is the real name for the object).
Meagan tried to give Joe her hair weenie, but he didn't want anything to do with it.
by Christin S. December 3, 2007
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weenie-shrinker

A day that is so cold that it causes shrinkage, as in the Seinfeld episode.
Jay: Man, it's so cold out here my ears are frosting!
Chuck: Yeah, it's a real weenie-shrinker.
by Chuck_2122 January 20, 2007
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Weenie Brow

The act of placing your penis on somebodies eyebrow. Usually done as a prank. Can be applied in sex.
Dude, shes totally passed out. Lets pull a vouyer and give her a weenie brow.
by HipHopMuffin October 28, 2009
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