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watch queen

1. a gay who doesn't actively participate in a homosexual act but gets off by watching others.

2. one who watches for police, security while others engage in public sex.

3. a gay who is too old to participate in gay sex acts but still enjoys watching others.
Jerry and Jake couldn't finish each other off in the park because there were so many watch queens.
by Richard Black March 17, 2005
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DICK WATCHER

A PERSON WHO DISABLES A MALE FROM MASTERBATING BY CONTINOUSLY TRYING TO CATCH HIM IN THE ACT.
MAN I COULDN'T EVEN RUB ONE OUT BECAUSE OF MY UNCLE .... HE'S A FUCKIN DICK WATCHER MAN!
by BIG45 October 19, 2008
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Screen Watcher

A person who watches an opponent's part of the screen in a split screen video game (such as Call Of Duty) to see where they are so they can sneak up and kill them. Usually, it is very simple to see if someone is screen watching.

For example, if you see that someone is standing in one spot for a long time and you then scope with your sniper from across the map and they run away right when you start to aim, this is a sign of a screen watcher.

Another example would be a Matt Cowan. This is when you know your opponent does not have radar and you did not shoot your weapon, so your opponent has no way of knowing where you are. A screen watching opponent would take a peek at your screen and then throw a "random" frag grenade across the map and easily kill you. This is another sign of a screen watcher.
Cacioppo: Tyler! What the fuck! You're such a screen watcher! How did you know I was in that building?!

Tyler: Wow, I didn't screen watch at all. Actually, I went into a random building and saw you there so I knifed you.

Stru: *singing* SCREEEEEEN WAAAATCH!

or

Paulo: Wow, Stru, how did you know I was there?

Stru: I saw you on my radar.

Paulo: But you don't have radar...

Stru: ...oh.
by NotMattStru December 8, 2009
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Watch yo profanity

what you say when someone cusses and you want to act cool so you say watch yo profanity
can be used as joke when someone says words that aren't swear words
example: Bob - "Dang it, I lost."

Joe - "Watch yo profanity!"
"shit i got a bad grade"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"
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basket watcher

looking at a male's crotch through his pants and judging its size.
josh: "what are you looking at?"
Steve: "nothing"
josh: "no, you were checking out his junk, you basket watcher"
by Joshy D June 2, 2007
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watchmojo

An overrated piece of shit channel which daily uploads "top ten lists" which are full of bullshit. Watchmojo is literally ran by faggots and retards who don't do any research to make their stupid lists. Their videos are known for ran out of ideas and cringe worthy contents.
Today on Watchmojo, we'll be looking at 10 worst channel on youtube.

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by p0seidon December 13, 2018
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Watcher Angels

The purpose of the Watchers were, obviously, orginally to watch over mankind. Similar to Guardian Angels. Unfortunatly, they fell lustful for the women of earth. The Watcher Angels, also known as Girgori, are a group of angels who betrayed God and came to earth to have sex with the women of earth. They had children who became giants 300 cubits tall known as Nephilim. Because of their sin, God flooded the earth and made earth sin-free killing everyone and thing except Noah and his family. There are 200 Watchers who betrayed God. The Watcher angels are taller than giants and remain silent. The Watchers who taught humans the way and knowledge of angels (astronamy, writing, painting, signs, sorcery, etc.) were chained in the depths of earth until the time of Judgement when they are released and judged (Seals of Judgement spoken of in Revelations). The leader of the Watchers is the archangel Semyaza. (All this information is from the Book of Enoch, though Watcher Angels are talked about in other books of the Holy Bible)
When men began to multiply on earth and daughters were born to them, the sons of heaven saw how beautiful the daughters of man were, and so they took for their wives as many of them as they chose. Then the Lord said: "My spirit shall not remain in man forever, since he is but flesh. His days shall comprise one hundred and twenty years." At that time the Nephilim appeared on earth, after the sons of heaven had intercourse with the daughters of man, who bore them sons. They were the heroes of old, the men of renown. - Genesis 6:1-4 Stupid Watcher Angels
by <(-_-)> December 10, 2006
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