Worlds smallest violin

What you play for literally anyone who gets the golden buzzer on Americas got talent

AGT Contestant : "I went blind when I was 4 yrs old..."
Me: oh boo hoo, I'll play you a song on the worlds smallest violin

Judge *gives contestant the golden buzzer*

by AR12RR88GB May 26, 2020

Viking Head Butt

When you are fucking a chick in the ass, and right when you are about to cum, you chop off her head, and quickly burn down their house, then ejaculate on the remains.

Last night I viking head butted your mother.

by Walkerlol Texaslol Rangerlol February 2, 2009

violin

The highest instrument in the string family.
Also the only musical instrument that asian children are permitted to play.

Asian Child: Dad, i want to play the guitar.
Father: Daughter, it's pronounced "violin".

by bob the amazing person October 22, 2012

Viking Horn

When you use the empty paper towel roll and stick It in your partners butt and blow into it like a battle horn.

Hey babes we’re out of paper towels…. Time sound sound the battle cry! Bend over cuz someone’s getting Viking horned tonight!!!

by Mike Unterts July 11, 2021

Viking Betch

1. Another way to say fucking bitch but sounding alot nicer and funnier.
2. Arizona Slang

That Viking Betch just stole my wallet

by Mskrtu August 18, 2008

Playing the Violin with your Wrist and a Blade

Playing the violin with your wrist and a blade is a term used by people who cut themselves that don't want to to know what they're on about. Usually its just called "Playing the Violin" but when used around other cutters they use the full term.

Person 1: "I heard that she played the violin last night."
Person 2: "Yeah, using her wrist and a blade! I hope she's alright.
Person 1: "Playing the Violin with Your Wrist and a Blade can be dangerous, but it helps her get through the tough times."

by Nightmare Zodiac January 9, 2011

Viking

A term used to describe something that is just simply so amazing that you can't contain yourself and other descriptive words such as, 'Awesome, Cool, Wicked and Fantastic' just won't cut it.

Viking

by Madame Candy November 2, 2010