The Viking

When a guy, specifically named Peter, grabs locks of your hair from either side and starts shaking your head and giggling in the middle of a make out session.

Bro it was so fucking weird, Peter did the Viking to me. Never going back.

by sillygooseandaslut June 25, 2022

1998 Minnesota Vikings

Quite possibly the biggest disappointment in the modern era of professional sports. The team practically steamrolled the rest of the league finishing the regular season 15-1. Then in the NFC championship game their kicker who hadn't missed a field goal or extra point ALL FREAKING SEASON LONG missed a chip shot that would have put the game out of reach. Instead the Atlanta Falcons marched down the field hit a field goal of their own and headed their way to the Super Bowl where they proceeded to get anally raped by John Elway and the Denver Broncos. If it had been Minnesota, they'd have put up way more of a fight. Instead we've been left to ponder for the last 24 years on what could have and should have been.

Most people would say the 2007 New England Patriots were the biggest disappointment but at least they were good enough to actually reach the Super Bowl. The 1998 Minnesota Vikings will go down in the history books but not for the right reasons.

by a frustrated sports fan March 3, 2022

minnesota vikings

1. God-awful team that is destined to fail in every season and manages to screw up their chances of a superbowl spot. Lead by a fuckcheese known as brad childress. Don't know the meaning of the term "talent"!
2. can be used to describe how utterly shit something is.

1. "Did you hear that the vikings failed to get to the playoffs?"
"Sure. it's the vikings. they do it every year!"
2. "Dude. that's as bad as the minnesota vikings!"

by ftang ftang olay biscuit barel March 3, 2009

Vikinglaw

Best friend forever, aka. ruler of all TSU

Vikinglaw, why do i like TSU

by tsufan April 15, 2020

N3kr0 Vikings

The greatest black metal band ever. Ever. EVER. You can't deny the tr00ness of it.

"The N3kr0 Vikings pwn every day."

by Lord Minion January 2, 2004

Vikings

Relatives of the norwegians. Some other countries (Danmark, Sweden) tried to make their own vikings. They failed. The norwegian vikings ruled Europe, scared the crap out of anyone else, drank "mjød" (bier), fucked "kjerringer" (big breasted norwegian women), had names like "Blood axe" and made "svenskevitser" (jokes) of the other scandinavians.

Some vikings still live in Norway today.

"Run for the hills! The vikings are coming"

"Can sweden have vikings too?"

by Erik Blod April 19, 2004

Viking Fever

A term used to describe an individual who has a strong sexual fetish-liking towards other individual who possess Scandinavian features, most notably blond hair and blue eyes who also who might exert some degree of Germanophilia/Scandinavian phile.

This term is used in a similar context with an individual who might have a strong fetish for Asians, also known as Yellow Fever.

Viking Fever can also be used loosely to refer to the liking of red-haired individuals (Erik the Red a famous Viking was redheaded) or light haired with light colored eyes individuals. The term can only be applied to individuals who are of Non-European descent (i.e. Africans, Asians, Arabs, Hispanics, etc.) or really dark-skinned/hair Europeans; but no particular race in general, as long as the person being told they have Viking Fever aren't Scandinavian themselves.

Friend 1: Bro I love Taylor Swift, she has such beautiful blond hair and blue eyes

Friend 2: Dude you got Viking Fever!

Friend 1: What's that?!?!?!

Friend 2: Means you have a fetish for blonds!

by Adam Strong January 28, 2013