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Vietnamese

Literally, the "barbarians of the South," the "Viet" ("Yue") ("barbarians") of "Nam" ("south"), the Chinese name that the Han Chinese gave to the rice growing people from the Red River ("Song Hong" -- literally, the "Pink River"), and that they now use to describe themselves in the Chinese language rather than the word for their ethnicity, Kinh. Connotes a group of border people south of China who have copied Chinese religions (Buddhism, Taoism, Confucianism), customs, technology, and lust for empire along with that from others (such as the Western alphabet and French and Russian colonial government systems) and whose sense of self comes mainly from their "dirt-water" geography ("dat-nuoc", usually mistranslated in English as "country"). Their survival strategy is to multiply quickly and use technologies that they copy or pirate from others and to spread over neighboring lands. They now rule over some 30 former displaced empires and cultures on their land including the artistic and innovative Khmer and Cham and are the 12th largest population group in the world but have invented little or nothing distinctive on their own. They prosper overseas due to an ability to copy and adapt and to live with low consumption.
Ho Chi Minh, a Vietnamese leader taking a Chinese name who wore Chinese clothes, plagiarized the U.S. Declaration of Independence, and built a political system for a newly independent country that copied the French and Russian colonial military rule.
by Brooks Duncan January 8, 2008
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Vietnabuse

When you take advantage of your Vietnamese friend's lack of understanding the American Culture, lack of understanding how normal Americans interact and live in the 21st century. Also, can be considered teasing your Vietnamese friends, making fun of just b/c they are Vietnamese, especially useful when they are US born citizens but just happened to be of Vietnamese parents.
Even though Bong purchased a brand new Scion for his American girlfriend that lived with him, we gave him an unending barrage of vietnabuse for trying to attain a honey way outta his league. When he read this and complained incessantly that the above statement was inaccurate, we piled on more vietnabuse and then went out for some in-town pho.
by RocketJohn May 12, 2006
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Viennese Finger

Fingering with Nutella-, or other chocolate spread-coated digits. Named after the famous biscuit-chocolate composite.
I was at my aunt's tea party when she asked for a viennese finger. I gave her one and I've never been invited back.
by Doctor Sin November 25, 2010
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vietnamese cucumber

when you fuck a vietnamese chick with a cucmber !
Sean works at the grocery store, Mai Lynn likes his vietnamese cucumber.
by the Bukkake Boyz September 24, 2011
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vietnamese breakfast

When you put a funnel into a vagina insert cracked eggs, fucc the ho and nut there. The eggs catch ur seed and you beat that fucc out em and make an omlet and feed da bitch.
Damn I gave dat dirty bish an Vietnamese breakfast with my step dad!
by Cabbage johnson September 5, 2017
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Vietnam War

A war which America chose to lose.
We had the upperhand in the Vietnam War until we pulled out due to the massive anti-war movement in the United States.
by vproctor December 13, 2006
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Vietnam Syndrome

Attack one country, they kick your butt badly.
Then you film 1.009.237 movies about your heroism in that war, and how you kicked their butt.
Do I really need an example for Vietnam Syndrome?
by mare093 January 7, 2012
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