van tetris

The game played when packing a van to utilize the space efficiently.

Fancy a game of van tetris?

No, I'm not helping you move house.

by vixvix March 2, 2009

Divi van

Marked police van used by Victoria Police, usually a converted commercial vehicle with a reinforced enclosed rear cargo area for holding and transporting offenders to a police station. Abbreviated from the official designation, Divisional van. From a bygone era when Melbourne was divided into police divisions.

I saw the divi van parked outside the Railway Hotel, after hours. The cops were probably inside having a drink with the publican.

by House Martin February 18, 2013

van houtte

a coffee and baked goods based in quebec,canada

wanna go to van houtte ?
re : oh yeah lets get a Latte.

by blitzz September 18, 2007

White Van

An apparatus used by sex offenders and pedophiles to swipe kids. Usually comes with the offer of free candy, free wifi, or a ride home.

Cosby: Yo, Kilo G be swipin' kids at the playground with his white van again.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.

by Kamikazee49 March 8, 2018

van tuka

A South African term which means for a very long time.

1 Van tuka it's been me and Brian.

2 "How long have you lived in Pretoria?" asked Eve

"Van tuka" answered Princess

by Beast02 December 7, 2015

suicide van

A minivan driven by a muslim woman

Uh oh! There's a real risk of a terrorist attack . I just saw a suicide van two blocks away.

by Kosp November 15, 2016

Van Andy

The "Ghost Hunter" in Phasmophobia that refuses to leave the van and investigate the location. Claims they can give the team valuable information.
This player typically has not purchased any items for the investigation, and refuses to play on Nightmare.

Player 1: "I see ghost orbs!"
Player 2: "We know, you told us this 2 minutes ago."
Player 3: "Stop being a Van Andy and join us already!"

by dom64c August 6, 2022