the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020
Get the valentines daymug. by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020
Get the valentines daymug. When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
Get the Valentine's Day Surprisemug. The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.
Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."
Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
by DinoArms February 16, 2022
Get the Valentine's Daymug. by TrUeFrIeNdS February 8, 2022
Get the Valentines Daymug. “I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”
by un k n o w n January 30, 2022
Get the Valentine’s Daymug. by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023
Get the Valentines daymug.