by Lohmis Merman March 17, 2007
Get the playground voicemug. A top secret, highly advanced recording device is is used in chat rooms to obtain knowledge to aid in national security. This secret technology was trusted to Special Agent Dick Johnson (code name Destroyer) who can't seem to figure out how to operate the Voice Machine. Only time will tell if he will be able to complete his secret mission. It is a matter of national security and a failed mission could mean the collapse of our government as we know it. We at the SSGA (Super Secret Government Agency) really wish Special Agent Johnson would get his shit together and figure out how to use the Voice Machine. He is a really nice guy and we made this advanced technology very simple to use, just for him, but he is still having difficulty operating it. And NO Special Agent Johnson, it doesn't work if you say Christmas in the Voice Machine.
by Speech December 19, 2018
Get the voice machinemug. Disease state characterized by raspy, high-pitched voice that usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.
After drinking 12 beers last night, Larry had a raging case of semen voice and no one could understand what he was saying.
by cjbetti July 8, 2018
Get the semen voicemug. When a man's voice is either very effeminate, or has a gay lisp, when the man himself is presumably straight. The typical of voice of many die-hard Apple devotees or your average latte-sipping hipster
Guy #1: Hey, did you see that video for those Google Glasses?
Guy #2: Yeah, the guy wearing the glasses has such an iPod voice.
Guy #1: Hey, is that new guy in human resources gay?
Guy #2: Nah, he has a hot girlfriend. He's just got an iPod Voice.
Guy #2: Yeah, the guy wearing the glasses has such an iPod voice.
Guy #1: Hey, is that new guy in human resources gay?
Guy #2: Nah, he has a hot girlfriend. He's just got an iPod Voice.
by ijm September 30, 2012
Get the iPod Voicemug. The tone of voice that a lesbian or gay person uses who are considered tops. Used when needed to assert authority.
My coworker would not follow my direction, so I used my top voice to relate the seriousness of what I was directing him to do.
by Hotdog Xanasabar July 30, 2019
Get the top voicemug. Half-Life's Voice Communication, used most commonly in Counter-Strike, it proves to be good for communication or anoying the hell out of people.
by PigGuy June 10, 2003
Get the voice-commug. In any sales or Call Center environment a second voice is the use of a second voice to soften the customer into making an otherwise perhaps unwanted purchase/investment/decision. This is basically using the advantage of having a third party enter the relationship and manipulate the customer. This can be used at any stage of the relationship, whenever an agent feels that assistance is needed to make a sale.
by Jonathan "Sales Guru" Jones July 4, 2016
Get the Second Voicemug.