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valentine's day

A)

A holiday occuring on the 14th day of February where guys are expected to get girls one of a few things:
1)flowers (red roses preferrribly)
2)chocolate (not white, but the regular)
3)a card (one that's red with a heart on it)

B) That one day of the year where 90% of "good" guys are so depressed they are ready to go crawl in a hole and die because they have no one who loves them.
"Hey hunk, what are you getting me for Valentine's Day?"

"hey man what's wrong? You seem really down in the dumps like you hate the world, you alright"
"leave me alone, it's valentine's day"
by J.T. the Bible Scholar February 19, 2004
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Valentine's Day

The 14th of February, the day where people celebrate love. One of those "holidays" that helps the stores to make more money off of cards, roses, chocolate, etc.

Also...If you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, then good for you. If you're single (especially if you're single and not loving it) then it's a day in which couples just rub their whole relationship thing in your face. Basically lets single people know very well they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend (as if they don't know that already).

See Single Awareness Day.
Shannon: "Oh my gosh, Trent and I have been dating for like almost half a year now, and we plan to go out to eat for Valentine's Day!"

Me: "At least you HAVE a boyfriend to spend Valentine's Day with..."
by st_clair59 October 29, 2009
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Vincent Valentine

The Greatest Final Fantasy Character ever! HE ROCKS! Vincent Valentine has the best limit breaks, prettiest face, coolest clothes, says the neatest things, and has that stylish headband.
The only other character to come close to Vincent Vanentine's greatness is Reno.

Vincent Valentine is the coolest!
by Mary Jane Cocaine October 6, 2005
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Valentine's Day

February 14th

A day in which cards, candies and gifts are bought for one's signifigant other, in hopes that their signifigant other may allow them to release oxytocin and vasopressin into their systems, making their brain patterns appear as though they are snorting cocaine.

On this day, they are essentially "buying" their signifigant other, so that these love chemicals may be released into their system. It is drug money.
On Valentine's Day, my friend feels the obligation to buy his girlfriend gifts, and in turn, she allows him to feel the love drugs run through his system.
by Psychic Jack February 25, 2004
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Valentine's day

A commercially contrived occasion for forced displays of affection.
Stupid Valentine's day!
by skunkpit September 15, 2009
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Valentino

Valentino is one of the best people out there. He's a very shy person, and tends to hide his crushes on people. He's been heartbroken sometimes, but seems to have found someone to fix that. Maybe he found a Mia. Sure, Valentino seems like a tough, strong guy, which he can be, but he's just a lovable, teddy bear and anyone who sees him for his true self is a very lucky person. Though, he has self-esteem issues, and will go back and forth with someone about how he's ugly, or not good enough, he should be loved by all.
Girl 1 : "omg Valentino is soooo cute!!"
Girl 2 s "Yeah! He should definitely date a Mia."
by Lynxki May 17, 2019
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Valentine boy

1. A boy who radiates first love energy and is so dreamy
2. A boy or man who have a white skin, dimple, ofter do bread smile, can sing you lullaby, have nice body proportion, can dance, cook, clean, multilingual, have abs and most importantly, kind.
3. A person who have 'Jung' as his surname, 'Jeffery' as his english name when he used to study in america for four years and 'hyun' as his last name.
4. A person whom birtday is 14 february
Person A: Wahhh.... Jung Jaehyun is such a valentine boy
Person B: OMG!! You mean Jeffery!! The whole school love him!!
by Halleybullshit December 5, 2020
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