Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with
Aka super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure was fucking up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020

Useless

When Raccoon speaks.

Stranger: Hi how are you?

Raccoon: Im....
Friend: Useless

by Bobthetruthteller June 13, 2021

Useless

natal

The street signs were natal, useless for the blind man.

by Yertle2020 May 4, 2019

urban dictionary is useless

A fairly accurate statement for people who only wanted a regular online dictionary.

*A random person searches for an online dictionary*
*Sees urban dictionary and clicks through it*
*Searchs for the word*
*Ended up having meaningless definition*
*sighs*

'The Urban Dictionary is useless.'

by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod September 13, 2022

useless parasite

someone who leeches off society and is a waste of everybody's time

Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite

by littcorp March 10, 2023

Useless drama

Drama that starts for no fucking reason at all, Either online or IRL.

1. You are the fault of all of this.
2. Yeah i don’t give a shit man, It’s useless drama

by Pxprobotvidz August 30, 2022

captain useless

A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.

-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.

by ButFuggle April 16, 2020