Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.
He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019
Get the Pee up my ass PUMAmug. When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated
"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."
by glasspumpkin January 22, 2024
Get the shooting glitter up her assmug. The act of sexually positioning one’s self behind a female or male, with the intent of inserting either said person’s penis or strap on dildo into the receiving party’s guts.
Jason said he just wanted to watch me bang his girlfriend, but he kept creeping up behind me trying to square up on that ass.
by Nrogers June 19, 2022
Get the Square up on that assmug. i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. The response you give when someone you dislike or just your friend ask where one of their possessions are
by Imbetweenyourasscheeks February 9, 2025
Get the Up yo assmug. you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019
Get the Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the assmug. Leanne's silly invention
Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said
by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022
Get the Sucking up your assmug.