Uncle Jordy

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The roomate of ANY guy you are having casual sex with. Many times you will find such a character wrapped up in drinking beer and smoking weed while expressing with no passion at all "im bored". He will find great excitement in online poker tounaments and will not be phased by you coming and going to sleep with his roomate.

So uncle jordy got in on the action during the booty calllast night.

by Darkeness October 27, 2010

Uncle Douche

The one person in the family who always lets you down and is generally an AHole.

Me: Hey thanks for the golf ball for Christmas.

Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back

Me: alright( sounds reasonable)

Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.

by doug longz March 25, 2011

Uncle Sam Slam

When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.

"Nothin' says God Bless America like a good ole Uncle Sam Slam!"

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

uncle demon

A song done by Jamaican Gothic artiste Tommy lee Sparta from the Gaza Camp, with the title of the song a lot of criticism has been circulated and the content of the song is very Evil

Yoo Uncle Demon say a mad war thing

Uncle demon is used to portray an evil person

by I_Fucked_Your_Bitch_Nigga March 13, 2014

uncle mal

The act of throwing someone into a swimming pool when they are not expecting it.

I am going to bag my phone in case someone uncle mals me at the party tonight.

by sailingdave May 3, 2014

Uncle Joe Mode

It is a mode a man slips into when he has a nagging wife or girlfriend. He just says nothing while she whines and complains. It is his only defense mechanism against the non-stop jabbering and the only way for him to keep his sanity!

OMG dude, Larry's girlfriend just won't stop nagging him!! Look at him just sitting there lifeless, saying nothing.............he is in Uncle Joe Mode for sure!

by The Gootz March 10, 2016

uncle cuckus

Uncle cuckus, basically a more extreme, irrational and aggressive version of an uncle cuck. Basically the same as uncle ruckus but the white version.

All white people are racist, I'm so ashamed of being white, you cannot be racist to white people.

No, Cameron is just an uncle cuckus.

by XxP1KEY69xX August 22, 2017