The Unfuckable

When an individual is so ugly/unattractive nobody wants to have sex with them.

My wife use to be smokin hot before her pregnancy, now she's got the unfuckable and I don't want to have sex with her.

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Klaas the unfuckable

Anyone named Klaas will forever be a virgin and will be hated for the rest of eternity

Klaas the unfuckable is trying to het a gf haha

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Something you say when you're having a fuckin' great time!

F.U.N.! (Fuckin' Uber Nice!)

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the phrase that your dad should yell at you when you're about to be chased by a grizzly bear

Grizzly bear. *growls at you*

Your dad: FUCKING R U N

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