e-turding

When angry people drop nasty conceptual bombs in social media realms.

She takes regular digital shits by e-turding whenever she gets a moment.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

happy turd

When someone is so excited that they involuntarily drop a turd.

I knew he was insanely happy with our decision when he dropped a happy turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

takin’ a turd

Another way of saying taking a shit.

I’m in here takin’ a turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

Turd Monger

A Turd Monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. This individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. It can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating Turd Monger used it, do an immediate about face and pass someone else on the way in. They immediately assume you're the pollutant and give you the look of death.

Holly shit, I was about to hit the head when I saw that Turd Monger Jimmy Brown walking out. The last time I was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. Christ, at my worst, I can't come close to what comes out of his crack. I'm surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off. No wonder the fucking ozone is disappearing!

by Big Ed Moustapha July 22, 2010

Turd-surfer

Someone who steps in dog shit when barefoot.

A.oh I was barefoot and steped in shit the other day

B Turd-surfer

by jibby gibson July 25, 2010

Amber Turd

A devious sex move in which the female has to poop on the male's side of the bed and then pretend like she didn't and that it's not funny

F: Hey baby, want me to amber turd tn?
M: Sorry babe, can't watch you amber turd, my dog stepped on a bee

by GBalbo3odSw4g May 27, 2022

Turd Chroming

To Chrome a Turd....... or Turd Chroming is a process of Making the the very best out of a blatantly bad/shit thing. Similar to Turd polishing but to a much higher level

The Turd Chromer is he individual who performs the polishing act

the ultimate in making a bad thing good.

To Chrome a Turd.......

Mik is in the Studio turd Chroming again and doing another Hard House Remix.

He has the Midas Touch amongst Musicians and natural Chrome Poishing abilities....

by Rick Walford January 5, 2008