That little bit of shit which often remains on the head (or tip) of a guy`s prick after he is finished ass fucking someone. Usually has homosexual/gay connotations.
by PKD Fan March 14, 2015
I’m in here takin’ a turd!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2021
defintion 1: verb. the act of dunking for feces; similar to bobbing for apples.
definition 2: verb. when prairie dogging in the toliet bowl said turd will dunk repeatedly in and out of water
definition 2: verb. when prairie dogging in the toliet bowl said turd will dunk repeatedly in and out of water
definition 1:
hey jenny, are you going to sarah's party? theres going to be turd dunking!!!!
definition 2:
Dude!!! i totally heard some splashing in the bathroom.... Todd is sooo turd dunking
hey jenny, are you going to sarah's party? theres going to be turd dunking!!!!
definition 2:
Dude!!! i totally heard some splashing in the bathroom.... Todd is sooo turd dunking
by kharma_ghost314317 August 24, 2009
A Turd Monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. This individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. It can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating Turd Monger used it, do an immediate about face and pass someone else on the way in. They immediately assume you're the pollutant and give you the look of death.
Holly shit, I was about to hit the head when I saw that Turd Monger Jimmy Brown walking out. The last time I was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. Christ, at my worst, I can't come close to what comes out of his crack. I'm surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off. No wonder the fucking ozone is disappearing!
by Big Ed Moustapha July 21, 2010
by jibby gibson July 24, 2010
A devious sex move in which the female has to poop on the male's side of the bed and then pretend like she didn't and that it's not funny
F: Hey baby, want me to amber turd tn?
M: Sorry babe, can't watch you amber turd, my dog stepped on a bee
M: Sorry babe, can't watch you amber turd, my dog stepped on a bee
by GBalbo3odSw4g May 27, 2022
To Chrome a Turd....... or Turd Chroming is a process of Making the the very best out of a blatantly bad/shit thing. Similar to Turd polishing but to a much higher level
The Turd Chromer is he individual who performs the polishing act
the ultimate in making a bad thing good.
To Chrome a Turd.......
The Turd Chromer is he individual who performs the polishing act
the ultimate in making a bad thing good.
To Chrome a Turd.......
Mik is in the Studio turd Chroming again and doing another Hard House Remix.
He has the Midas Touch amongst Musicians and natural Chrome Poishing abilities....
He has the Midas Touch amongst Musicians and natural Chrome Poishing abilities....
by Rick Walford December 14, 2007