happy turd

When someone is so excited that they involuntarily drop a turd.

I knew he was insanely happy with our decision when he dropped a happy turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

takin’ a turd

Another way of saying taking a shit.

I’m in here takin’ a turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

turd wallet

Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.

"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."

by dw8177 February 3, 2018

Turd Monger

A Turd Monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. This individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. It can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating Turd Monger used it, do an immediate about face and pass someone else on the way in. They immediately assume you're the pollutant and give you the look of death.

Holly shit, I was about to hit the head when I saw that Turd Monger Jimmy Brown walking out. The last time I was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. Christ, at my worst, I can't come close to what comes out of his crack. I'm surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off. No wonder the fucking ozone is disappearing!

by Big Ed Moustapha July 22, 2010

Turd-surfer

Someone who steps in dog shit when barefoot.

A.oh I was barefoot and steped in shit the other day

B Turd-surfer

by jibby gibson July 25, 2010

Beached Turd

When someone defecates in a toilet which has very little water. The poo lands on the edge of the toilet basin and is not completely submerged, creating a deadly stank which diffuses beyond the bathroom throughout the whole house.

Man, can you smell that? I think it's coming from the bathroom downstairs... Tina must have left a beached turd in my toilet.

by Catatafish22 July 13, 2011

Turd Chroming

To Chrome a Turd....... or Turd Chroming is a process of Making the the very best out of a blatantly bad/shit thing. Similar to Turd polishing but to a much higher level

The Turd Chromer is he individual who performs the polishing act

the ultimate in making a bad thing good.

To Chrome a Turd.......

Mik is in the Studio turd Chroming again and doing another Hard House Remix.

He has the Midas Touch amongst Musicians and natural Chrome Poishing abilities....

by Rick Walford January 5, 2008