Scupper Trout

Turds discharged into the ocean through a scupper, a sewer discharge hole in the side of a naval vessel.

Hey newbie, come here and see the school of scupper trout.
I hope this ship can move fast enough to leave the scupper trout behind.
When a ship is "dead in the water" the last thing you want to see are scupper trout surrounding the ship.

by shutterbugdw December 25, 2009

Trout Slayer

A beer for men who really like cock, and celebrate this love by consuming as much penis as humanly possible.

Ry: "Hey Ryan, Mr. Kuhn here bought a beer called Trout Slayer."
Ryan, yelling at Mr. Kuhn: "Wow, you are so fucking gay".

by ScrubbingBubbles March 5, 2009

brown trout

Turd so named because of its smooth exterior enabling it to drift gracefully and noiselessly into the pan

by Anonymous April 27, 2006

Queeb Trout

Someone who you do not want to talk to or know, who looks creepy and annoying, e.g. greasy hair, thin whisp of a mustache, generally looks like they would stand by you and start talking to you about something normal people do not talk about.
variations: queeb, queeby, queebus maximus

Man, that queeb trout at blockbuster REALLY needs to start shaving his lip. All i could do was stare at it while he told me about star wars!

by vandinenator March 16, 2008

Shoulder Trout

When a co-worker hovers over with you, with their crotch resting on your shoulder.

Dude I was looking at a wiki and the dude 2 cubes down from me shoulder trouted me. I had to wash my shirt.

by Freidan July 26, 2010

Trout fishing

When women glance at men's crotches in social situations or at gatherings trying to determine a mans gerth.

Noticed my buddies ex-wife trout fishing all last night at the block party.

by Stanley Says March 26, 2017

bad trout

The smell that comes from a ripe dirty whore's vagina

While getting screwed on the avenue I got a whiff of some bad trout

by Zchick September 30, 2006