Trouser Trout

Mike Trout, of the Los Angeles Angels of Aneheim’s new nickname after signing a $430 million contract.

Mike Trouser Trout really Trout Slapped Bruce Harper with his record breaking $430 million dollar contract!

by Danimal1981 March 20, 2019

Trout Slayer

A beer for men who really like cock, and celebrate this love by consuming as much penis as humanly possible.

Ry: "Hey Ryan, Mr. Kuhn here bought a beer called Trout Slayer."
Ryan, yelling at Mr. Kuhn: "Wow, you are so fucking gay".

by ScrubbingBubbles March 5, 2009

brown trout

Turd so named because of its smooth exterior enabling it to drift gracefully and noiselessly into the pan

by Anonymous April 27, 2006

Queeb Trout

Someone who you do not want to talk to or know, who looks creepy and annoying, e.g. greasy hair, thin whisp of a mustache, generally looks like they would stand by you and start talking to you about something normal people do not talk about.
variations: queeb, queeby, queebus maximus

Man, that queeb trout at blockbuster REALLY needs to start shaving his lip. All i could do was stare at it while he told me about star wars!

by vandinenator March 16, 2008

Shoulder Trout

When a co-worker hovers over with you, with their crotch resting on your shoulder.

Dude I was looking at a wiki and the dude 2 cubes down from me shoulder trouted me. I had to wash my shirt.

by Freidan July 26, 2010

Trout salad

The act of diarrhea in a toilet bowl that when viewed is scattered like fish food when first dropped into the fish tank.

Mike had a hot dog with kraut and dropped a trout salad.

by The Sex Panther May 20, 2008

Trout fishing

When women glance at men's crotches in social situations or at gatherings trying to determine a mans gerth.

Noticed my buddies ex-wife trout fishing all last night at the block party.

by Stanley Says March 26, 2017